I Want Them Oiled Up, Tied Up, Dolled Up On My Bed For My Birthday/valentines.

I want them oiled up, tied up, dolled up on my bed for my birthday/valentines.

THEY'RE SOO WOOF WOOF WOOF

the way my left hand started rubbing it randomly

not a gardener but I need their seed

i-im c-close..~!

Its pulsating their name in morse code 💓💓‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

WORRIED ✧ ( gojo satoru )

includes : mentions if cheating, angst?, fluff?!??!, idunno.

wc : ??

satoru put down his phone and grabbed the plastic bag before going outside.

just as he was about to start the car he heard his phone ring,

'wife!!'

satoru grinned and answered the call.

"satoru.. seriously? leaving me without a message? i bet you're cheating on me right now.—..what position she got you in?"

he paused "wait what? I'm not cheating on you, i swore i sent a message-.." he heard a sob on the other side. 'she's crying?! oh god!' gojo panicked.

he looked at the messages and paused.

the messages weren't sent.

"my phone is ..i bought us breakfast! i even have proof! wait there m' coming home." he said.

"mm, you always send me messages when you leave.. :("

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gojo immediately rushed to the bedroom and saw you curled up on the blanket.

"-toru? sorry for uh- accusing, jus' got worried."

"oh my love!" he quickly jumped on you making you yelp.

"m' sorry, i should've gotten better wifi." he mumbles while you just chuckled.

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this sucks but wtv🤯🔥

inspo:

creds is on the pics/art.

Real.

Therapist: Oh, you definitely have daddy issues

Me: no, I don't

Also, me hours later realizing all my favorite fictional characters are older man....

𝖲𝖧𝖠𝖯𝖤𝖲𝖧𝖨𝖥𝖳

𝖲𝖴𝖪𝖴𝖭𝖠 𝖷 𝖥!𝖱𝖤𝖠𝖣𝖤𝖱

𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘦𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳? (😈)

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'𝘞𝘢𝘩𝘩...𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘰 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯..' 𝖸𝗈𝗎 𝗌𝗂𝗀𝗁𝖾𝖽 𝗎𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗅 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗅𝗂𝗓𝖾𝖽 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖼𝖺𝗇 𝗌𝗁𝖺𝗉𝖾𝗌𝗁𝗂𝖿𝗍 𝗂𝗇𝗍𝗈 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋.

𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝗇𝖾𝗑𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗃𝗎𝗃𝗎𝗍𝗌𝗎 𝗁𝗂𝗀𝗁 𝗌𝖼𝗁𝗈𝗈𝗅𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝗌𝖾𝖾𝗌 𝗌𝗎𝗄𝗎𝗇𝖺 𝗍𝗎𝗋𝗇 𝖾𝗆𝗈, 𝖽𝗂𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝗋𝗂𝖽𝖽𝗒/𝗀𝗈𝗍 𝗌𝗍𝗎𝗋𝖽𝗒, 𝗍𝗎𝗋𝗇𝖾𝖽 𝗌𝗈𝖿𝗍, 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖿𝗋𝖾𝗇𝖼𝗁.

“𝖲𝖧𝖤 𝖡𝖱𝖮𝖪𝖤 𝖬𝖸 𝖧𝖤𝖠𝖱𝖳𝖳𝖳!!!!” 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗌𝖼𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗆𝖾𝖽

“𝖮𝖧 𝖸𝖤𝖠𝖧𝖧!!” “𝗈𝗁 𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗍𝗍𝗍 𝗌𝗁𝖾'𝗌 𝖺𝖼𝗍𝗎𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝗀𝖾𝗍𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗌𝗍𝗎𝗋𝖽𝗒”

“𝗂-𝖨... 𝖦𝗈𝗃𝗈! 𝖨 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝖻𝖾𝖺𝗍 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖨 𝗉𝗋𝗈𝗆𝗂𝗌𝖾!” “𝗐𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖿𝗎𝖼𝗄.”

“Bonjour les 𝖿𝖺𝗂𝖻𝗅𝖾𝗌 (𝖻𝗈𝗇𝗃𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗐𝖾𝖺𝗄𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌) ” 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖺𝗇𝗇𝗈𝗎𝗇𝖼𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗌 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗁𝗈𝗅𝖽 𝖺 𝖻𝖺𝗎𝗀𝖾𝗍𝗍𝖾 𝗎𝗉 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖺𝗂𝗋

𝖨'𝗆 𝗍𝗂𝗋𝖾𝖽 𝗅𝗆𝖿𝖺𝗈 𝗉𝗍. 𝟤 soon

Would you love me if i was a worm?

Gojo and kuroo

Fem!reader/y/n

GOJO

Is the one saying it

KUROO

Hes lying i dont think he'll want a worm inside his house

Jk

Definitely flabbergasted when u asked that question.

OP, JJK, HSR, AND GENSHIN MEN AS ROMANCE TROPES

ENEMIES TO LOVERS

Ryomen sukuna, Roronoa zoro, Doflamingo, gojo satoru(?), blade, pantalone, childe, dottore, (your fav characters)

RICH X POOR

Gojo satoru, pantalone, (your fav character)

OPPOSITES ATTRACT

Mihawk, blade, dottore, danheng, ryomen sukuna, higuruma, kidd, katakuri, neuvilette (your fav character)

(reader is the opposite of them)

ACADEMIC RIVALS

Trafalgar Law, gojo satoru, fushiguro megumi, (your fav character)

GRUMPY x SUNSHINE

Grumpies :

Blade, Trafalgar law, megumi fushiguro, toji fushiguro, shiu kong, higuruma, mihawk, danheng, kidd, dottore, ryomen sukuna, roronoa zoro, neuvilette, (your fav character)

SUNSHINES :

yuuji itadori, monkey d. Luffy, portgas d. Ace, childe, ino takuma, gojo satoru, shanks, (your fav character)

FRIENDS TO LOVERS

monkey d. Luffy, gojo satoru, yuuji itadori, childe, portgas d. Ace, (your fav character)

BOSS X EMPLOYEE

jing yuan, blade, gojo satoru, higuruma, shiu kong, childe, dottore, pantalone, neuvilette, wriothesley, mihawk, doflamingo, (your fav character)