Real.

Real.

Therapist: Oh, you definitely have daddy issues

Me: no, I don't

Also, me hours later realizing all my favorite fictional characters are older man....

Id be crying

when y/n says or does something that you would absolutely never do and you jump out your skin at the secondhand embarrassment.

I want them oiled up, tied up, dolled up on my bed for my birthday/valentines.

THEY'RE SOO WOOF WOOF WOOF

the way my left hand started rubbing it randomly

not a gardener but I need their seed

i-im c-close..~!

Its pulsating their name in morse code 💓💓‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

Thighs, ass, or boobs?

JJK CHARACTERS

FEM!READER

ITADORI

definitely ass

Would smack it if he got a chance

MEGUMI

Not sure but i think thighs

Would definitely sleep on it

10/10 nice thighs

GOJO

Boobs & ass

Would definitely sleep on your chest whenever he wants to.

He prefers your boobs than your ass

Would smack your ass

SUKUNA

All

OBBESSED WITH U

Would smack your ass too.

Loves sleeping on your ass, thighs and boobs

Pillows :3

(NOTE : im inlove with sukuna lmfao:3)

OP, JJK, HSR, AND GENSHIN MEN AS ROMANCE TROPES (2)

LOVE TRIANGLE:

Person 1 : gojo satoru, yuuji itadori, monkey d. Luffy, jingyuan, danheng, akagami no shanks, sanji, toji fushiguro, higuruma hiromi, kaeya, arataki itto, neuvilette, (your fav character)

Person 2 : geto suguru, ryomen sukuna, portgas d. Ace, blade, caelus, dracule mihawk, zoro, shiu kong, kusakabe, diluc, kamisato ayato, wriothesley, (your fav character)

ARRANGED MARRIAGE:

gojo satoru, jing yuan, toji fushiguro, naoya zenin, ryomen sukuna, diluc, kamisato ayato, (your fav character)

CHILDHOOD SWEETHEARTS :

higuruma hiromi, diluc, gojo satoru, jing yuan, sanji, portgas d. Ace, (your fav character)

AGE GAP :

Higuruma hiromi, toji fushiguro, akagami no shanks, dracule mihawk, jing yuan, ryomen sukuna, (your fav character)

SECOND CHANCE :

Gojo satoru, akagami no shanks, toji fushiguro, danheng, sanji, portgas d. Ace

THE WEDDING DATE :

gojo satoru, akagami no shanks, sanji, portgas d. Ace, toji fushiguro(you def had to pay for him to do it.), dan heng, higuruma hiromi

MAYBE IN ANOTHER LIFE/UNIVERSE (THOSE TYPA SHIT.) :

Gojo satoru, geto suguru, vinsmoke sanji, dan heng, jing yuan, yuuji itadori, megumi fushiguro, portgas d. Ace

Id wear it like lip gloss.

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail stractching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride.