Dark of heart and large of ass, the bane of kings in centuries past.
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I'm Going To Start A Highly Successful Indie Electro-jazz Band Called Two Toilets And The News Media
I'm going to start a highly successful indie electro-jazz band called Two Toilets and the news media will be pressing me to reveal the name of my secret collaborator, but i never tell, because the secret is: it's just me. It was only ever me. I am both Toilets.
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