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I can’t be the only one who uses the other end of the spoon to avoid double dipping while saving the need to wash another utensil when I’m eating peanut butter out of a jar, right?

I think the grocery stockers might be colorblind

the hadron collider is like an angel to me

OH SHIT

Hazbin Hotel headcanon:

The afterlife is just an inherently musical place. People aren’t spontaneously bursting into song in the living world, it’s just something you have to get used to when you die

Holy fuck these are incredible

The art of pie

What if Rich Men North of Richmond had a nightcore version

Syril Karn + text posts (Syril and Dedra version)

Bonus:

Charlie’s the type to say “no negative self-talk” when she hears people making self-deprecating jokes

❌Do not repost❌

Only "Loser Baby" someone with guidance from a professional.

Loser, Baby is probably one of my favorite songs tbh!! I think it's v fun and v sweet.

Holy fuck I love this

My piece for the History Between Us Zine @77yearsteam !✨

I’m reading Heir to the Empire and Luke wears slippers in his first scene, so now I have to imagine him wearing slippers that somehow go up to the knees.

Luke skywalker and his dedication to knee high boots

I got 5:00 shadow

5:00 in the morning, that is

Also, it’s my eyes that are shadowy

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

Halbrand be jammin’

So who’s singing “Master of the House”? K-2SO when he comes around?

ANDOR is giving me Les Misérables in Space vibes. Many are already comparing Syril Karn to Inspector Javert for his possible obsession in taking down Cassian… the show is already building that up (although the comparison is a bit uncouth as Valjean stole a loaf of bread and fled parole, while Cassian did kill people and has a legit criminal record. Ya go, boi) 💀

…So when does everyone burst into song in an epic Space Opera rendition of “One Day More” while the likes of Karis Nemik is the nerdy version of Enjolras with his freedom manifesto and such, so when do they build the barricades and do we hear the people sing, singing the song of angry men, it is the music of a people who will not be slaves again 🎵

And Cassian finally finds his footing to the tune of “my place is here, I fight with you” after bouts of lamenting “Who Am I?” and Syril Karn assembling the troops bawling in vibrato about nipping the rebellion in the bud

Bix Caleen in the shadows pretending that Cassian was beside her as she’s on her own because really, she loves Cassian (poor Timm)

But then again we all know how this ends, and no one there to sing “empty chairs at empty tables” besides Mon Mothma because ya know, everyone dies

This is lowkey hurting me but also giving me the tingles

Yay Victor Hugo in Space 🚀 🎶

She married fuckin’ Randy from South Park

reblog for Mon Mothma to leave her bitch ass fuckboy husband

HA

AITA for inviting my wife's political enemies to a dinner I organized?

I (M45) organized a dinner that's happening tonight for my regimental mate, a governor, which I discussed with my wife (F41) months ago and I put it on her calendar. She forgot about it, but she's a fairly busy politician herself so I understand.

Anyway, everything was fine until she looked at the seating chart, and saw that I had invited some of my politician friends to the dinner. She asked me if I was being serious, and claimed that these friends "hated her" and were "trying to undo everything she worked for." She said that I should have made her aware that they were coming, but I made sure they were seated at the other end of the table from her, and I made a lighthearted joke that I sat her at the "boring" end of the table with her political friends as my friends are more fun.

She didn't get that I was joking, and went off on me and tried to guilt trip me about how my "fun" friends were causing a sector to starve because they passed some legislation recently concerning shipping lanes.

I could see she was tired from her work and it was making her overemotional, so I suggested she go take a nap.

I really don't understand why she's so against having them over even though she deals with them in the Senate all the time. I've known them for a while and they're all pretty fun to hang out with, so I don't get her problem.

She seemed fine by the end of our conversation and walked off, but I'm struggling to understand why she had a problem to begin with. So AITA?

I frickin’ love the subtitles sometimes.

For a good example, see this gem:

Heeeheeeee this is all it takes to make me happy....this is the standard of cinéma.... That's what i'm talking about

I was just going to say before looking in the tags that this has the same energy as the SA2 fandub.

Recently I have developed a small hobby of taking pages from Star Wars Legacy and editing the dialogue to make reading the whole thing a much more enjoyable experience. Here’s an example of my work in the form of an entire scene from issue 11.

Headcanon:

When Peter Parker does that “I’ve got my eyes on you” gesture, he uses eight fingers instead of two. Because, you know… spiders.