Can't Believe I Get To Be The One To Say This But If We Switch "a" And "fucking" We'll Get An Even More

Can't believe I get to be the one to say this but if we switch "a" and "fucking" we'll get an even more accurate sentence

saw someone today carrying a yellow tote bag with huge black block letters saying “IM A FUCKING RAY OF SUNSHINE” and that felt very jean-coded to me

No dna test required like uncle like nephew 💀💀

Me ,myself and I going to the library 🤝 being overcome by the Neil Josten urge to sit facing the entrance and NEVER with my back to it

shoutout to the "foolproof" bread recipe I fucked up entirely for inspiring this

ALRIGHT BESTIES I AM PART OF THE MADNESS NOW

It's 1 am, I just finished binge-watching the entirety of Helluva boss ( except full moon, I ain't in the right headspace for that kind of angst ) AND OH BOY AM I FEELING FEELINGS

I literally just finished ep 7 of season 2 and OH MY GOD fizz and Ozzie are just so fucking cute and wholesome like the love the devotion the way they hold each other that part in the song where Ozzie says he makes his heart do froggy little jumps and fizz fucking ribbits and THEY GIGGLE SOMEBODY SEDATE ME and then in the episode before that where post being kidnapped fizz apologizes for the mess and ozzie reassures him while fixing him up and fizz's "I guess I'm not used to this " OH GOD INJECT THIS INTO MY VEINS. He's had such a shitty life , he had always been insecure and then he fucking blew up and got a toxic manipulative boss that basically made him believe he had to work extra hard if he wanted to be enogh and now here's ozzie, always telling him that he doesn't need to be perfect, that he's good , that he's not a burden and FIZZ IS BROKEN AND CROOKED AND MESSY AND YET OZZIE ALWAYS PROTECTS HIM WITH ALL HE'S GOT AND PHYSICALLY PUTS HIMSELF BETWEEN HIM AND ANY KIND OF DANGER AS IF FIZZ WERE THE MOST PRECIOUS THING IN HELL. BECAUSE HE IS TO OZZIE. Can you imagine what that must be like for fizz? NO WONDER HE'S DISGUSTINGLY SOFT WITH OZZIE ALL THE TIME SKKDKSKNSKZKSKSKS AAAHHHH LUIGI FIRENZE BUCATINIIIII

I just made myself cry I'm not okay expect more posts on helluva boss in the future but right now I need to calm down and go the fuck to sleep

Btw I recently went to a funeral for the first time in my life and it was a lot , specifically it showed me an aspect of religion that I really never think about but we're not here for that.

You know that moment when the casket is in the earth but hasn't been buried yet? When the closest ones to that person throw roses down as a final goodbye? Well that broke me into a million pieces if you care. There were these three people , all different ages, with different stories, different lives, but also in that moment they were simply that woman's kids, brought together by an unberable pain. One at a time they took a rose and oh it hurt so bad because that gesture seemed to mean " hey, I'm really sorry you are gone , I love you, I miss you so much , you're going on a journey now and I can't follow you yet, I'm sorry, for now take this rose with you okay? Take this rose and remeber me and I'll remember you and one day we'll be together again. I love you "

I don't think I'll ever forget that