Okay, But As Long As Im Working On The Ruby Redfort Wiki For The Time Being, Its Time To Bring Back A

okay, but as long as I’m working on the Ruby Redfort wiki for the time being, it’s time to bring back a wonderful conversation that we had on the discord server nearly a full year ago, sparked by something I saw on the page about Spectrum:

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Ruby: time for plan biscuits!

LB: plan biscuits?

Ruby: we ran out of letters

Bradley Baker would

Have 100% learnt to play the digeridoo for the sole purpose of annoying the shit out of LB

You can pry this headcanon from my cold dead hands, thank you and godnight

LB: *talking to hitch*

Bradley:*looking through binoculars*

Bradley: yuss it is time

Bradley: *calls LB*

LB: *to hitch* excuse me

LB: *picks up* wassup

Hitch:* hears faint digeridoo*

LB: *screams*

After a while LB just gets a kazoo (@goldstarsforall gave me this idea, so if u read this, thanks it's really funny 😁)

LB: its a miracle. Its been a full day since something completely bullshit happened in spectrum. No ones been pranked or stuck in a closet and nothing's been stolen from the gadget room and-

Hitch: oh, by the way boss, I sent ruby on a cruise with Clancy and blacker went with them.

LB:

LB: that explains so much.

All I want

Is to see kid LB, who had just moved to twinford, experience her first Christmas with snow actual snow, ( yea Bradley this is important shuddup). Just her waking up one morning, opening the curtains and literally screaming, then running outside in just her pyjamas because (and I quote) ' no Bradley, fuck you I'll be fine' then running back inside like five minutes later because 'fuck, why is it so fucking cold Bradley stop laughing' . Then after cuddles and hot chocolate (and eliminating the possibility of freezing to death, no I'm not being overdramatic Bradley, what are you talking about) she runs back outside, grabbing a coat, forgetting her shoes, gloves, hat, scarf etc... Which Bradley notices and therefore decides to warm up like ten hot water bottles and make a vat of hot chocolate (getting distracted because he keeps hearing LB laughing and for some completely unknown reason he can't stop grinning)

(All of this happens at around 4:30 am and Bradley, who usually kills anyone who wakes him up before at least 8:00 can't find reason to complain)

Bradley Baker is alive

So I’ve had this theory for ages so I’m going to share it as things have been pretty quiet recently :(((

I tried doing it where LB and him fake his death but her emotion was so profound that I thought it was impossible and also very cruel to Ruby and Hitch.

LB was so convincing that eventually I realised the only reason could be that she actually believed it herself.

Basically

1. Bradley and LB sussed out that Buzz was the super villain

2. They knew they didn’t have much time before she found out he was alive and tried to kill him again -(hence LB always saying we don’t have much time)

3. They spent a long time trying to figure it how to fake his death

4. Eventually they realised the only way Buzz would fall for it was if LB was convincingly upset

5. LB is a pretty good actress but even she couldn’t fake that

6. And what about truth serum?

7. LB realised the only way that they could pull it off was if she actually believed he was dead

8. SME

9. She told Bradley what he had to do, that he had to remove the memory

10. He refused he knew it would kill her to lose him again

11. But you can’t do SME by yourself

12. Long conversation/ despairing argument with tears that ends in ‘BECAUSE ITS THE ONLY WAY’ from LB

13. He submits but with a very heavy heart

14. So Bradley was never going to die of hypothermia

15. He was trained against cold water shock

16. Plus we know he can hold his breath for seven minutes

17. When he ‘stopped breathing’ both LB and Ruby thought he was dead- it killed him to not be able to tell LB it was all fake

18. LB moves quickly and he was flown home - as soon as he was on the plane he could breathe again

19. He waited until Buzz was dead before returning -as planned

20. He comes back just at the final scene we see LB in when she gives Ruby the Larva badge

One of the last things LB says is 'I had a best friend once’

When Ruby leaves he steps out from the secret passageway they built to her office and says simply

'No, you HAVE a best friend’

——

Then I imagine he runs to LB and she slaps him and then kisses him because she can’t believe it or something like that.

And obviously then he gets SJ to unlock the memory

BUT I CANT WRITE THIS

:(

Believe me I’ve tried

So if anyone wants to have a go at writing this reunion shot you will own my heart and my blessing 😂❤