All I Want

All I want

Is to see kid LB, who had just moved to twinford, experience her first Christmas with snow actual snow, ( yea Bradley this is important shuddup). Just her waking up one morning, opening the curtains and literally screaming, then running outside in just her pyjamas because (and I quote) ' no Bradley, fuck you I'll be fine' then running back inside like five minutes later because 'fuck, why is it so fucking cold Bradley stop laughing' . Then after cuddles and hot chocolate (and eliminating the possibility of freezing to death, no I'm not being overdramatic Bradley, what are you talking about) she runs back outside, grabbing a coat, forgetting her shoes, gloves, hat, scarf etc... Which Bradley notices and therefore decides to warm up like ten hot water bottles and make a vat of hot chocolate (getting distracted because he keeps hearing LB laughing and for some completely unknown reason he can't stop grinning)

(All of this happens at around 4:30 am and Bradley, who usually kills anyone who wakes him up before at least 8:00 can't find reason to complain)

Hitch: who do we know who has a pair of handcuffs!?

Bradley: well LB and i-

LB: *death glare*

Bradley: ...wouldn't know

LB: its a miracle. Its been a full day since something completely bullshit happened in spectrum. No ones been pranked or stuck in a closet and nothing's been stolen from the gadget room and-

Hitch: oh, by the way boss, I sent ruby on a cruise with Clancy and blacker went with them.

LB:

LB: that explains so much.

Hitch: Just be yourself!

Ruby: Be myself? I have one day to win over these people. How long did it take before you all started liking me?

Blacker: Couple of days.

LB: Couple of months.

Froghorn: Jury’s still out.

LB: what. Did you do

Ruby: OK but promise not to get mad

LB: what. Did. You. Do

Ruby: OK first of all I was minding my own business-

LB: *slams hand on desk* BULLSHIT

Ruby: I WAS

okay, but as long as I’m working on the Ruby Redfort wiki for the time being, it’s time to bring back a wonderful conversation that we had on the discord server nearly a full year ago, sparked by something I saw on the page about Spectrum:

chat transcript under cut:

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