Bradley: Twenty Years Ago, I Married My Best Friend. Bradley: LB's Still Mad About It But Hitch And I

Bradley: twenty years ago, I married my best friend. Bradley: LB's still mad about it but hitch and I were drunk and we thought it was funny

Ruby: Why does no one tell me if we have people over? I just walked downstairs wearing a "say hey if you're gay" t-shirt and batman boxers. We had 8 people over. They saw. Clancy: did any of them say hey?

Froghorn: love is a weakness and an evolutionary mistake

Ruby: you are literally making a valentines day card for blacker right now

Froghorn: *pointing a glue gun at her threateningly* YOU ARE ON THIN FUCKING ICE RIGHT NOW

So Ruby Rwdfort takes place in 1973/4, right? And we can assume she‘s born around 1960, right? You know who was also born then?

The Marauders

And I‘m not saying someone should do a crossover, but somehow should definitely do a crossover.

(Can you just. imagine the chaos when the marauders meet this sassy girl that really doesn‘t like rules and somehow keeps stealing things. It would be glorious.)

Bradley: We need nicknames

LB: what? No

Bradley: Birdie?

LB: No

Bradley: Babe ?

LB: No

Bradley: *holds up ring* Mrs Baker?

froghorn, trying to make fun of ruby: if you have ten sandwiches and i take three, how many sandwiches do you have left?

ruby: none

froghorn: oh my god this is basic fucking mathematic do you really not know this how are you so -

ruby: i would give them all to you because i appreciate you

froghorn:

froghorn, choked up: gross absolutely disgusting get out of my office