Solomon Is Shit At Maths, Change My Mind, Like, For What Other Reason Would He Be Fucking Up Spells,

Solomon is shit at maths, change my mind, like, for what other reason would he be fucking up spells, and potions, and COOKING, which all require the use of mathematics, in some form or another.

Thanks for the tag lmao <3

1. Still Life (w/Anderson Paak) - RM //this album (INDIGO) changed my trajectory in life, forever grateful 💜💜💜

2. Entirety of J-Hope's album Jack in the Box, no skips. None

2. Smoke Sprite (feat. RM of BTS)- So!YOoN!, RM

3. So 4 More - BTS

4. Dramatic - SKY-HI

5. Social Path - Stray Kids, LiSA

Tags: @etcrow @666writingcafe @i-slept-for-13hours-ohshi 🪷

🎶✨when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (positivity is cool)🎶✨

Hi hi! Thank you for this ask! 😌🥰 Instead of sending ten separate asks, I'm just going to tag some people. 💃🏾

Tame Impala - New Person, Same Old Mistakes

Kid Hastings - Business Cycles

Phlake - Ikea Episodes

Big Black Delta ft. Debbie Gibson - RCVR

Phoenix - Chloroform

Tagging: @helenas-revenge @atelieredux @gossamer-sky @scorchieart @jozhenji @asunnygray @shimadalluvia @jediorgana @vampirodelascajas @mystikawi @dragonmaiden79

Also, if you see this come across your dash, consider yourself tagged!

A piano, merely vibing in a public space: *Levi & Sol, look at the piano, look at each other, and then at MC*

MC: don't do it, don't you fuckin dare-

Levi & Sol: *Megalovania* 🎹doo do du du du du🎶

The piano, the poor soul that suffers this torment daily:

To my knowledge there is no equivalent of popping candy in the devildom THERFORE! What if MC brought some back from a spontaneous trip to the Human World and our lil blorbos just stop. and are like. Why does the human have fireworks in their mouth??? Like what. The. Fuck. geT That oUT of YouR MOUTH!!! Bad MC, Bad.

Because while Devildom cuisine is weird to us, some of our foods gotta be weird to them, like, why do we need sugar that explodes, y'know?

MC, as shit my friends said in highschool

MC, to Mammon: Yo, remember that time I microwaved scissors? Wanna try again?

Lucifer, without looking up from his newspaper: absolutely not, unless you're prepared to pay the bill.

MC, walking in W/ a smoothie: I saw god at the hospital yesterday.

The brothers in unison: well, did you punch the bitch?

MC: BEEL!don’t eat the ground water, you’ll get dysentery and DIE!

MC: If there was a kid in front of me I'd hit it.

Luke: (⁠・⁠_⁠・⁠;⁠) (jk, Luke is bebe)