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fuck hookup culture fuck dating fuck meet cutes i just need to find someone who won't run away in terror when i inevitably transform into an enormous fearsome beast who really just needs someone to see my razor sharp fangs and anguished howls and gently place their hand on my snout and tell me they still love me
James Flint & blood + season 1 BLACK SAILS (2014 - 2017)
Look man I'm all for relationships that are left to viewer discretion, lord knows I love to read into things and I don't need my ships to become canon.
That said, I would be a more fulfilled person if Sean or Marion had look directly into camera and said "I'm doing this in a homosexual way."
Would absolutley love to get my mouth between a hot trans guys thighs
Or even just drag my head and hold it there and fuck my face
Or just sit on my face and crush my head with your thighs
Just wanna get in there
OMG I NEED MORE PEOPLE TO WRITE FOR SPIDER SOCORRO BECAUSE IM NOT EVEN JOKING, NO ONE WRITES FOR HIM
LOOK AT HIM
MY LITTLE SKRUNKLY, POOKIE
I WANT HIM SO BAD, COULD DO NO WRONG
SOMEONE PLS WRITE FOR HIM
HEADCANONS, BLURBS, DRABBLES, SMUT, FLUFF, ANGST ANYTHING PLEASE
IM SO DESPERATE
Solomon is shit at maths, change my mind, like, for what other reason would he be fucking up spells, and potions, and COOKING, which all require the use of mathematics, in some form or another.
Happy Valentines Day to this girl, her boyfriend, and Dimitri Fireemblem
so i've been getting myself back into lord of the rings
(inspired by this post by @lotrreactionmemes !!)
guys I’m fuckin hilarious
I am being personally attacked by the person hoarding the second book of this series at my library.
GUYS. DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN WRITE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE FICS ON AO3