IMPORTANT

IMPORTANT

I know this isn't what I normally post, but this is serious! Is you wanna know what I mean, read the photo! People are using discord to kill! Spread the word! And stay safe! @ as many people as you can! @spideypotpie @kant-play-for-shit @redhoddsthighs @outworldgay @pmseymourva @kaballover @kitkat-kombat @limetchenart-main @crowh0e @boppin-chiquita @nerdynekotv

Takeda: why aren't there adult sizes playgrounds? Like, everything is the same as a kids playground but bigger. Why do we not have those?

Kenshi: theme parks. Just. Theme parks.

Takeda: but you have to pay for theme parks.

Kenshi: that's the adult part.

Takeda: son of a b*tch

Random headcanon

Johnny cage does Elon musk style tweets

Kombat kids first mission

Kombat kids, in outworld: *surrounded by outworld minions*

Jacqui: we’re f*cked

Cassie: there’s too many!

Kano: *comes in and knocks the outworld minions out*

Kung jin: you are awesome!

Jacqui: and quite the charmer.

Takeda: *jealous*

Kano: kano’s the name charming’s my game. I can take you somewhere safe.

Cassie: I don’t know if we should trust him. I’ve heard that name somewhere before.

Kung jin: we need some friend from around here and he helped us out back there.

Kano: actually, Hawkeye is right. And if I do say so myself…

Kano: 🎶outworld is not a nice place for earthrealmers all alone. All around, there are lots twists and corners that could lead to the unknown. Let me guide your way and I’ll be sure to help you through. You could use a friend out here and lucky for you.🎶

Kano: 🎶I’m the friend that you need. When you’re lost and don’t know what to do. I’m your pal, your amigo. Useful and resourceful, too. And my help, you’ll concede, is a plus, guaranteed. You can call and I’ll come running just follow my lead. Cuz I’m the friend you need.🎶

Disguised black dragon 1: 🎶he’s a friend 🎶

Disguised black dragon 2: 🎶quite a friend🎶

Both: 🎶he’s a friend, indeed🎶

Kano: 🎶you need a bud to spot the danger. A bud to stop the creep. A chum, and not a stranger, to assist. you need someone who is cunning that can take the leap. A friend to know what’s lying in the mist. Don’t fear these darkened alleys. They’re scary, yes, I know. Why, you could use a friend to protect you wherever you go.🎶

Kano, looking at Jacqui: 🎶and such a dazzling beauty covered in dirt and muck. But, now your fate is changing. Now you’re in luck.🎶

Kano: 🎶cuz I’m the friend that you need. When you’re lost and don’t know what to do. I’m your pal, your amigo. Looking out for friends like you. And my help, you’ll concede, is a plus, guaranteed. Just call and I’ll come running. We’ll say it’s agreed.🎶

Kombat kids: *enter kano’s outworld home*

Kano, handing a black dragon a piece of paper with an address: here, take this to our employer and tell him,“my place, 20 minutes”. I’m going to get out of debt.

Kano: 🎶cuz I’m the friend you need!🎶

Kombat kids: 🎶he’s a friend🎶

Jacqui: 🎶quite a friend🎶

Kombat kids: 🎶he’s a friend, indeed🎶

Don't forget:

Only using one name repeatedly until they don't.

Dora actually has a knife! Forget using stars! She's ready to stab someone!