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Reblog if you need to scream
Huh, so they send me an automatic fleshlight advert while I’m browsing tumblr., at least that my day hilarious for a bit.
Guess I’ve been rejecting women left and right simply cause they only wanted money, and I don’t trust women these days, just waiting for everything to fall into place just so I can move on with my life. Get a job, make some money, enjoy gaming and die knowing my dad fucked everything up like the beta bitch he is.
Weirdest call I ever gotten just now!:
So I was eating dinner, and some pizza guy randomly called my phone, and he said he couldn't find where I lived. I was like "dude. I didn't order a damn thing. And how did you get my number?" So I always thought "what if it was the boys that ordered 20 pizzas, chicken wings, and large orange fanta?" So I hung up on the dumbass delivery guy, and blocked the number anyway. Oh well. 😑
@raisin-shell @tmntspidergirl @turtle-babe83 @nittleboo @cowabunga-doll @dai-su-kiss @kawaiibunga @angelcatlowyn @exovapor @selfless1978 @thelaundrybitch
Imagine Your OTP
Person B: (Holding a package of Hershey Kisses) “Person A, do you want a kiss?”
Person A: “Really? Are you sure?”
Person B: (Confused but replies with a laugh) “Of course, why on earth would I be unsure?”
Person A: (A bit red but comes over not noticing the chocolate due to their nerves) “Alright!”
Person B smiles closing their eyes just about to hand them a chocolate when Person A kisses them.
Person B: (Now as redder than scarlet) “Um!”
Person A: (Looking to the side to avoid eye contact to see the chocolates in their hand) “O-oh you meant the chocolates…”
Person B: (Smiles bashfully at them) “Well, I won’t lie but I quite prefer your kiss to the chocolate, so here if you wouldn’t be opposed. A kiss *kisses them* for a kiss *hand them a chocolate*.”
Person A still very stunned and goes the sit down after a bit letting a smile melt that expression away and thanks Person B for both.
Bonus: this is added with the confession being the first time they admit their feelings for each other.
Thank you Sinterklaas! Hehehe 🎅🏻😁🙏🏽🎁 #unexpected #surprise #sinterklaas #cadeau #gift #praline #winter #december #instagood #instapost #instalike #instafollow #likeforlike #followfollow #men #boys #bears #chubs #cubs (at Belgium) https://www.instagram.com/imjacenothing094111/p/CXLPBrstvqM/?utm_medium=tumblr
MERLIN | 2x09 “The Lady of The Lake”
Just cleaning up ^-^
Full video:
by Dr. Jeanne Sheffield Estrada
It’s hard to know what the future will bring when life suddenly throws you a curve. Just when everything is going along fine and dandy, the rug suddenly slip out from under your feet and unexpected things will inevitably happen completely out of the blue. Our response to those things will be determined on how we have prepared ourselves of how much the word of God has been built up inside of us. Will we stand firm in our faith or will we experience fear?
When life is difficult, we look to God and find out that He has grace. In 2 Corinthians 12:9, the Bible tell us that His grace is sufficient for you, for his power is made perfect in our weakness. First, we must give our situation and life to God; this is the hardest part, because we feel more secure of we think we are in control of things. Once we give these things over to Him, He is going to give us the ability to stand up and endure.
So, no matter what is going on in your life, remember that all things are temporary. Keep your focus on Jesus and not on any negative circumstances. God is faithful and He will always see you through by bringing you into the season of blessing, so rejoice and praise Him for the season you are in, even it is very hard and trying. Be strong and be brave and remember that He is right there by your side with you and expect Him to see you through.
“I will lift up my eyes to the hills from where comes my help? My help comes from the Lord, who made heaven and earth.” Psalm 121:1
God Bless Your Day Jesus Loves You NotesOnLife.org
95% barbarian
I was expecting anything but not Bard
for supposedly the Best Hitman in gotham city victor zsasz gets knocked out a lot . “i don’t try….,,and i never stop 😈” - guy who got his ass kicked three times in one episode
I have come to the startling conclusion that i am an immature person.
*Joining the chat for Duty after school*
Ehem ehem...
I was not expecting the drama to be like...
I really hope you caught that reference.
I must say, that episode 1 went very good and then episode 2 happenned and me and my brother went
The concept of this drama is BRILLIANT
Using the most important thing for a high school student in order to get them to train for a war and then their idea blowing up IS AWESOME
I was not expecting the drama to be so gore but it is soooo goooooddddd
I am about to start episode 4 and the first three deaths are something that I was not expecting but it seems that this is about to become something like All of us are dead but without the zombies
Now, like and follow for more *In youtuber voice*
I tried looking for a gif that said “Follow” but I have been traumatized by what I found.
Good bye.