Written For Near's Birthday Party 2024 @nearsbday

Written for Near's birthday party 2024 @nearsbday

Chapter 6: 月光 (Moonlight) for Day 6: The Moon

Crescent Moon turned misty, brown eyes warmed only by strings of light scattered on the floor. He was captured by the glow, tazed by tingling sensations in his stomach.

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Never forget the annihilating sass this boyo spits on a day to day basis

Here he is driving a man to s**c*de simply by saying "you fuckin' murderer" 🥰

Commander Rester takes care of Near day to day, cooks his food, brews his coffee, drapes a blanket on him when he's cold

Halle Lidner is the discipliner, she got Near to give up his kiddie pool and forces him to go to the rooftop for fresh air and sun once in a while

Stephen Gevanni is the pampler, he brushes Near's hair, buys new toys, and shows up with a cake on his birthday

Who else is thinking about the SPK having to constantly, exasperatedly parent Near?

Oof not saying I have no shame but I was all for that clapback 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

The more days I live the more I find Takada absolutely moronic. She spews senseless Kira extremist bs to make herself feel important, she indulges in the fame that being the "Kira Queen" gives her

She has the capacity to use her head yet refuses to question anything around her

Near isn't particularly mean about Misa unlike the rest of the cast (albeit he never had to interact with her) but he looks down on Takada. It's a particular type of stupidity that ruffles his feathers.

And I must say I share the sentiment

So I took the liberty to provide alternative translations for Near's roast (cuz boy is SASSY)

The page featuring the panel with Near insulting Takada’s intellect is placed directly beneath the one where he’s fooling around with rubber ducks. Imagine badmouthing a To Oh university elite and then resuming your Sesame Street tomfoolery with a straight face. Near is something else. He has no shame.

A quick reminder.