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i love dazai heโs so riverwater smelly :(( ๐๐โผ๏ธ
bsd characters reacting to you being sick


SUMMARY : oh no! it seems youโve fallen ill :( but how will your lover ever react?!
GENRE : texts/smau, fluff
A/N : hi my beauties!! its been a while since i last posted an actual piece of work, but im here to provide you with some content including some text content! i hope you all enjoy and i hope im not too rusty when it comes to this as its my first one!! if you want to be added to my text messages taglist please say so under this post, enjoy!
special thanks to @chloiyoomi for introducing me to the app!! go check her out sheโs awesome :) ๐ฉท
INCLUDES : atsushi, dazai, chuuya, akutagawa, yosano
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โฟ riiwrites 2024 ; please please please donโt plagiarise or repost any of my works on any other platforms! especially without crediting!
cookie run character,, in the pure vanilla area,, he knows. what should I name him thoโฆ.

the silliest is taking over bailey yโall ๐คช
are you silly because youโre silly or are you silly because youโre silly? these are the bigger questions, people!
indeed they are, tiz. indeed they are.
personally i just think im silly because im silly, not the other way around ykwim?
thinking about that oc x canon story i never finish because my senior writing left and i got bored of concept. maybe I should rewrite it.
will u ever write jjkโฆ๐
WHO IS THISโฆ. sounds like im finna get sniped. erm,,, maybe I just donโt know because the character I write might not even sound right ๐๐
not bailey cooking up some food,, ๐ฃ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ I love glorious blonde husband princess nanami ๐ ๐

โ ๊ฑแด, ษชแดโ๊ฑ แด แด แดแดแด ? โ
๐๐๐ฃ๐ฉ๐ค ๐๐๐ฃ๐๐ข๐ ๐ญ ๐๐!๐๐๐๐๐๐ง
๐จ๐ช๐ข๐ข๐๐ง๐ฎ: ๐จ๐๐๐ข๐จ ๐ก๐๐ ๐ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช๐ง ๐จ๐ค๐ฅ๐๐๐จ๐ฉ๐๐๐๐ฉ๐๐ ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ซ๐๐ง๐ฎ ๐จ๐๐ฃ๐๐ก๐ ๐๐ค-๐ฌ๐ค๐ง๐ ๐๐ง ๐๐๐จ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐๐ฃ ๐๐ฃ ๐๐ฃ๐ฉ๐๐ง๐๐จ๐ฉ ๐๐ฃ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ```๐ฆ```
๐ฌ๐๐ง๐ฃ๐๐ฃ๐๐จ: ๐ฃ๐ค๐ฃ๐, ๐๐ช๐จ๐ฉ ๐ฉ๐ค๐ค๐ฉ๐ ๐ง๐ค๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐ก๐ช๐๐ !
๐/๐ฃ: ๐โ๐ซ๐ ๐๐๐๐ฃ ๐๐ฃ๐๐๐ฉ๐๐ซ๐ ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ ๐ข๐๐จ๐จ ๐ข๐ฎ ๐ข๐๐ฃ
๊๊๊๊๊๊๊๊๊๊๊๊๊๊๊๊๊๊๊๊๊๊๊
it was quite obvious he was staring at you as you strutted your way to your office desk, carrying a small stack of papers that youโd just printed out.
and also quite obvious was the fact that he didnโt even mean to make it so noticeable.
having this knowledge, you decided to steal a glance his way. and boy, did he get flustered easily. admittedly, it was cute. what was even cuter, was the small letter he left you on a handy post-it note, stuck to your desk. who couldโve guessed, your stoic-faced co-worker kento nanami couldโve been soโฆ
wholesome?
granted, heโs had a few interactions with you, each and every one resulting in making both of your days a little better, relieving the pestering stress as much as it can.
โkento!โ
and oh, when you call his name like that?
game over. when was the last time he drank water? he feels parched. he cleared his throat, turning his head toward your figure.
โyouโve read my note, i see.โ he cocks his head briefly to the post it your hand was clutching onto, before looking up and keeping eye contact with you. the eye contact, of course, only made the pink dust across his face even more painful. but he canโt be rude, right?
โyeah!โ you start out, shifting your stance, โi came here to say that iโd love to. you couldโve just asked me to my face, yโknow?โ
this comment made him internally scream, and almost face palm. well, yes, he couldโve, but how would you accept a date offer from a man who looks like he might combust into tiny pieces, right in front of you? then again, youโre right.
โoh, yes, my apologies. i meant to, but i got a call as soon as i slipped that note over to your space. again, i deeply apologize.โ
โitโs not a problem at all. i get it,โ you stick the post-it in your shoulder-slung bag, โwhere were you thinking? and when?โ
and the way you were just standing there, existing, almost sent him off the rails. how could you be this perfect? โi was thinking saturday at 4PM, the bakery down the street. if youโre free, and youโre still up to it of course?โ
you nodded in response, lips thinned into the most heartwarming smile the salaryman had ever seen in his entire life.
โgood, good. so, itโs a date then?โ he grinned, accomplished, as he flung his work bag over his shoulder, fixing his yellow tie with the opposite hand.
โitโs a date.โ
๊๊๊๊๊๊๊๊๊๊๊๊๊๊๊๊๊๊๊๊๊๊๊
๐ฅ๐ก๐๐๐จ๐ ๐๐ค ๐ฃ๐ค๐ฉ ๐๐ค๐ฅ๐ฎ, ๐ค๐ง ๐จ๐ฉ๐๐๐ก ๐ข๐ฎ ๐ฌ๐ค๐ง๐ !



โ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ .โ
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character : dazai osamu
context : dazai falling for readers whoโs gender-fluid (could be read as female or male reader)
authors notes : I thought about this like at 4 am with one of best friends and told my mootie patootie (@riiwrites ) and the forced me to writer at gunpoint /hj
warnings : ooc, implied bisexual dazai (literally the reason why I thought of this idea LMAO), gender neutral pronouns/no gender mentioned, probably not even proofread,, the more i write about it seems to lean into afab!reader,,, yosano mentioned, lmk if I missed any!

,, ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐. ๐
๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐, you wouldn't think he'd short-circuit over the "smallest" change. you, the reader, identify as genderfluid. normally, you dress in a more masculine style, favouring suits and ties or sweatpants (if too lazy go dress up โformal casualโ and oversized shirts to hide your chest. however, after a hard-fought victory taking down yet another criminal organisation, the city decided to honour the agency with an invitation to a fancy party at city hall. the thought of dressing up for such a grand occasion made you excited, and you decided that embracing your feminine side for the evening wouldn't hurt.
a few days prior to the party, you and yosano went shopping together. she suggested the outing under the excuse of needing new clothes, but it was clear she just wanted to gossip. after hours of browsing, she picked out a simple dressโa simple yet elegant dark red gown with a daring slit up the side of the leg. to add an extra touch of style, she insisted you pair it with a black choker that contrasted beautifully with the dress. you, on the other hand chose a classic suit that hugged your body nicely, you chose to wear black heels (they only added like one inch to your height) and again for extra style you added a silver chain that went around your belt loops.
on the night of the party, you put on a little makeup, nothing much but enough to enchance your features. your hair, usually in a simple style, was styled elegantly to complement your look. as you glanced in the mirror, you felt a surge of confidence and anticipation.
arriving at the party, the atmosphere was electric. the chandeliers sparkled above, casting a warm glow over the room filled with laughter, clinking glasses, and soft music. your colleagues from the agency were scattered around, mingling and enjoying the celebration. you spotted dazai across the room, his usual playful smirk in place as he chatted with a group of people.
as you made your way over, his eyes landed on you, and for a moment, he seemed to freeze. His usually quick wit and smooth charm faltered, and you could see a flicker of surprise and admiration in his eyes. He approached you slowly, his usual cocky demeanour replaced with genuine awe.
โwell, look who came all fancy,โ he commented on your appearance, โtrying to impress someone with those charms.โ
โnot really, unless a certain person is, then maybe i am.โ you replied back with a simple smile and small fade of red on your face.
He just hummed as he looked away, seemingly flustered by your comment.
you couldnโt help but chuckle at this sight, the โdazai osamuโ, the ever-confident flirt, rendered momentarily speechless by your sudden appearance. What a sight to see.

authors additional note : ending kind of sucks ass but itโs okay
word count : 474
reposts are welcome but do not steal my work!
okay might have a comeback to writing I just canโt really think anythingโฆ.
ITS FACT YOU LEFT ME TO POST THIS I GOT THE NOTIFICATION ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
beast kunikidaโฆthe man you areโฆ
coughs jjk...and demon skayer... WHO SAID THAT (me)
thinking about writing for other fandoms! if i decide to do so, any ideas?
mori the character is a canonical pedophile, asagiri confirmed it at multiple meets. mori the author is asexual and strictly against the idea.
sigh, all that I was saying was that it was weird and kinda disrespectful that asagiri based mori off the irl moris books and he deemed as pedophile yet irl mori was asexual.
in moris book vita sexualis the main character struggled with sexual desires and experienced sexual encounters at a young age. later on in that book itโs figured out how the guy was asexual. upsetting to see in the SOME bsd fans out the irl author as a โpedoโ. also my apologies for spelling his name wrong.
hello, go argue with the wall. mori is not pedo, he got mistranslated as pedo and the actual author is asexual. open ur minds pookie


also asagai is a lolicon ๐โ๏ธ
THIS GUY LITERALLY KILLS PEOPLE. REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO JOIN HIM !

hey siri how do you write 15!dazai with it being ooc (i cant)
๐ scandalous you indeed are
future masterlist shhh
she blew my cover !!!!!
future masterlist shhh

หหห โ หหห
welcome to my masterlist
(they all might a little ooc..)
๐ข๐๐๐ . โก . ๐๐๐๐ข
armed detective agency
dazai x gn! reader ,, i didnโt know you swung both ways
port mafia
nothing here . . .
decay of angels
nothing here . . .
reqs open! make a request (pleaseโฆ..)
CAUSE THEYRE ALL DRAFTS โฆโฆ.
MELLUVSUUUUUUUUUUU @melluvsuu
DROP A BSD FANFIC X READER. AND MY LIFE. IS. YOURS.
I DO IT OFTEN WDYM?????
MELLUVSUUUUUUUUUUU @melluvsuu
DROP A BSD FANFIC X READER. AND MY LIFE. IS. YOURS.
SIGHโฆโฆ LET ME GOT INTO ITโฆโฆ OPEN GOGGLE DOCS
MELLUVSUUUUUUUUUUU @melluvsuu
DROP A BSD FANFIC X READER. AND MY LIFE. IS. YOURS.
yeah itโs this one officer, sheโs got the tism.
ba da da doo ba da da doo ba da da doo bee doo ba
ughm yay I got tagged !!! uhm like Iโve been listening these songs non stop..
1. how long โ charlie puth
2. sleep well โ CG5
3. the diner โ billie ellish
4. not like us โ kendrick lamar
5. espresso โ sabrina carptenter
psps @solannn
thanks @wickedhawtwexler for tagging me!!
RULES: put 5 songs you actually listen to, then tag 10 people
just went with the top 5 songs on my โon repeatโ playlist
1. Good Luck Babe! - Chappell Roan
2. Boogie Shoes - KC & The Sunshine Band
3. Bad Bad Leroy Brown - Jim Croce
4. Guilty as Sin? - Taylor Swift
5. Stop Dragging My Heart Around - Stevie Nicks, Tom Petty
I donโt have 10 people to tag lol so Iโll just tag the people I like seeing on my dash
@fearsomeandwretched @thievesandtraitors @leoleofitz @regardstosoulandromance @youareworldsaway @lemon-lyman
YIPPIE

MY MUTUALS ๊จ
a list of all my beautiful & talented mutuals, i love you all โค๏ธ๏ธ
@atlasnessie atlas โก๏ธ @akqchii miyu โก๏ธ @blueberrisdove ruka โก๏ธ @bi-sexual-dis-a-ster ; astrid โก๏ธ @bram-appreciation-blog โก๏ธ
@chuuyrr niki โก๏ธ @elizais elizai โก๏ธ @gy0th-yawnzzn poe โก๏ธ @heartsfourdazai rue โก๏ธ @hearts4renaa rena โก๏ธ @it-tos olivia โก๏ธ
@justcallmesakira sakira โก๏ธ @jackiepackiee jackie โก๏ธ @melluvsuu mel โก๏ธ @ruanais rua โก๏ธ @saelique cinna โก๏ธ @silverbladexyz silver โก๏ธ @texas-bitch-yee lindsay โก๏ธ @walking-simp cait โก๏ธ @wwouldvecouldveshouldve @zenith-melody โก๏ธ
if i have missed anybody out or you want me to change the name i have put in this post, please let me know โค๏ธ๏ธ

me because Iโm on there (very silly individual)

MY MUTUALS ๊จ
a list of all my beautiful & talented mutuals, i love you all โค๏ธ๏ธ
@atlasnessie atlas โก๏ธ @akqchii miyu โก๏ธ @blueberrisdove ruka โก๏ธ @bi-sexual-dis-a-ster ; astrid โก๏ธ @bram-appreciation-blog โก๏ธ
@chuuyrr niki โก๏ธ @elizais elizai โก๏ธ @gy0th-yawnzzn poe โก๏ธ @heartsfourdazai rue โก๏ธ @hearts4renaa rena โก๏ธ @it-tos olivia โก๏ธ
@justcallmesakira sakira โก๏ธ @jackiepackiee jackie โก๏ธ @melluvsuu mel โก๏ธ @ruanais rua โก๏ธ @saelique cinna โก๏ธ @silverbladexyz silver โก๏ธ @texas-bitch-yee lindsay โก๏ธ @walking-simp cait โก๏ธ @wwouldvecouldveshouldve @zenith-melody โก๏ธ
if i have missed anybody out or you want me to change the name i have put in this post, please let me know โค๏ธ๏ธ