Oh, Wait Until You Reach The End Of Darkdawn

Oh, wait until you reach the end of Darkdawn 🙂

Actual footage of me after finishing godsgrave

Saphira to Eragon when he almost got laid: NO! NOT UNDER MY WATCH! I DID NOT CONSENT

Thorn to Murtagh: Maybe your problem is that you're fucking bitchless

Please teach me your ways for Taii 🙏 I unpacked her and I plan to make a deck with cards I already have, but I'd like to know how to make it good 🙏

Phase 1: "Oh this looks like a neat commander with a cool yet versatile build-around ability!"

Phase 2: "Ah this removal spell synergizes with the commander's ability, how nice to have synergetic cards that also contribute to a well-rounded deck!"

Phase 3: "Well this commander is pretty slow, so stalling for time with removal is pretty useful, and they're all synergetic, so..."

Phase 4: I've made the most obnoxious control deck ever.

It's cause the murderer is a woman, so that distracted from the actual triangle that was happening and prevented a (much needed) Gale situation.

We're still hating on Gale after 10 years but I've seen no one have a problem with what Ashlinn did.

"Oh they were all murderers". No. There was a thick line drawn at killing FRIENDS.

Jessamine got WRECKED cause she was suspected of killing Carlotta. But WHO killed Carlotta? How mad was Mia at Jessamine for *Carlotta* (not even her lover)???

Before being Mia's lover, Tric was Mia and supposedly Ash's FRIEND.

Mia is NOT like Ash.

Else she would have gotten the Gladiatiis killed. During the Venatus, she risked EVERYTHING she had worked on in her life to NOT KILL HER FRIENDS.

THEY'RE NOT THE SAME.

Nevernight gave us both “enemies to lovers” and “lovers to enemies” and that really was a power move.

Sure, it also gave us “friends to lovers to I’d-die-for-you-but-it’s-not-mutual-also-you’re-in-love-with-my-murderer??????” but we’re not going to talk about that aren’t we?

I mean, I'm not shaming the cat 😅

I love when trauma makes characters messy. I love when characters don't know how to show love. I love when they lash out. I love when they're vile and break down. I love characters who aren't perfect victims. I love when stories don't excuse behaviour but allow you to understand it