I Would Also Like NSFW Of Fast Food Reader, I Need Them To Do Things That Are Not Safe In The Work Enviroment

I would also like NSFW of Fast Food Reader, I need them to do things that are not safe in the work enviroment such as balancing on chairs and standing on tables or climbing through the drive thru window for fun. A gremlin that the haunted fast food place keeps trying to keep SAFE

[The mascot corners you in the kitchen.]

You, holding a bucket of ice by the fryers: Not today, bitch. Take one more fucking step and we all fry.

[The mascot casually puts down its gift of mystery meats and backs away]

-

You: If I have one more rude motherfucker pull up I'm gonna do a backflip off the top of the gym

[Not even five minutes later - the ball pit hands furiously shake the slide to get you to come down before you get to the top while also making a net in case you do]

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You, playing that one ghost challenge game with the pencils when the one on top moves because of the fan in the room : [fire alarm screams]

Your dead coworker standing right behind you: are you fucking kidding me

MC: *looking at Leona's baby picture*

MC: ...

MC: *then looking at Leona*

Leona: ...

Leona: What?

MC: Nothing.

MC: Just feeling a little bit disappointed.

MC and Malleus: *had an argument*

MC: *being petty and pretending that they don't see him*

Malleus: Child of man.

MC: ...

Malleus: Child of man.

MC: ...

Malleus: ...

Malleus: I was wrong.

MC: ...

Malleus: Are you really going to keep this up?

MC: ...

Malleus: ...

Malleus: *pecks them on the nose*

MC: Pft— What the heck—

Malleus: *chuckles* Are we good now?

MC: Yes. Tch. *is smiling*

Lilia: *appears out of nowhere* Ah, youth.

MC and Malleus: *blushed in embarrassment*

Malleus: *pouts* Lilia.

Lilia: Don't mind me. *holding a camera* Just in case you'll need photos for your wedding.

Close Encounters of the Spiderkind

Pairing: Miguel O’Hara x Single Mother!Reader

Summary: When reader refuses to go on a mission, Miguel decides to pay a home visit to figure out why 

Warnings: SLIGHT SPOILERS FOR ATSV! fluff, slight hurt/comfort and angst if you squint hard enough, Miguel is a softie around kids, it’s giving slow burn/platonic vibes, not fluent in Spanish so feel free to correct my wording/punctuation

A/N: This is kind of my way of dipping my toes back into the world of fanfiction writing, if ya’ll end up liking it I was planning on making it a little series of sorts. Not necessarily a multipart story, rather just little moments following the same general characters. I took the liberty of assigning a gender and name to the reader’s daughter since that sounded like it’d be easier in terms of writing, the rest is still like any Y/N story. Reader is also a spider person, but I’m not married to the idea for future oneshots? Drabbles? I don’t know what you kids call them nowadays…

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Interviewer: So what were your birthdays like in your homeworld?

MC: Tbh, they weren't anything special. We couldn't exactly afford to go all out for me or my siblings...

Leona: *eavesdropping and waiting for the right time to surprise him with a big party*

MC: It’s not like I'm complaining, though. I actually preferred the low-key celebrations. Having a huge party just sounds way too stressful.

Leona: *Freezes before immediately shooing away the performers and caterers he hired, settling for the cake he had Trey bake*

Interviewer: Surely you got cake, at least!

MC: Oh, I actually don't like cake. Instead, my parents would buy a box of donuts from a donut shop near our house that I always liked.

Ruggie, next to Leona: Nice.

Leona: *shoves the cake into Ruggie's hands and bangs his forehead against the wall*

MC: One funny thing that happened when I was younger is that my parents tried getting me an ice cream cake one year and put sparklers in it, but I was a pretty anxious kid so the sparklers ended up scaring me away! *laughs*

Leona: *immediately calls Jack* Cut the fireworks. Now.

Jack: *thought he said 'cue the fireworks'* You got it.

Leona: *walks up, grabs MC by the shoulders and kisses him on the lips* Happy birthday, Herbivore.

MC: Leona-- *Gets startled by fireworks exploding in the sky, spelling out the message, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MC. LOVE, LEONA KINGSCHOLAR." Followed by an image of their faces together*

Leona, Ruggie, and the interviewer: *facepalm*