Villain X Villain Prompts

Villain x Villain prompts

1- "Please, you call this evil? I'll show you what's real evil."

"You're hot."

"Wh-"

"Just kidding."

"You're evil."

"I know."

"Wait no you just tricked me didn't you, you son of a-"

2- "You just ruined so many lives."

"I know."

"I've never been more in love with you."

3- "Every time you stab someone, I want to kiss you even more."

4-"If you die, I will make every person who was even remotely related to your death pay dearly."

"And that, Villain, is the best love confession I've ever gotten."

"Who else tried to confess to you-"

5- "I'm evil. I've made people do unspeakable things"

"I am wicked. I make everyone's life worse"

"I'm cruel. I torture people relentlessly."

"I am remorseless. I don't regret anything I did."

"I love you."

"I love you too."

6-"I'm a terrible human being."

"I'm worse."

"No! I'm worse-"

(Bonus-

Hero walks in, "Is being worse really all you aspire to be in life?"

"Is being annoying all you aspire to be? Can't you see I'm trying to court Villain?")

7- Supervillain- "I know you think I'm a monster, Hero. But I swear to everything, if you hurt Villain, you'll see how much of a monster I really am. You'll see how much I was holding myself back."

8-"I know we went our separate ways, Villain. But I'd be grateful if you could help me one last time, against one last hero."

9- "We've been fighting for so long, Villain. Imagine the terror we could reign together."

"You asking to be my sidekick villain?"

"What! No!-"

10- "What's wrong?"

"... Nothing? Why?"

"You haven't insulted me in a while. I was worried."

(tag me if you use these, plz id love to see what you come up with)

Literally me

sometimes i forget my eyes are shit so i go a whole ass morning without my glasses and then when i finally put them on i am reminded of why exactly my head has been hurting for the past six hours

And I am a dedicated student

jump off a bridge, cunt

see this is a perfect example of what not to do with a hate ask.

poorly matched to hate target: the suicide bait is a classic of anon hate, but it's a rookie mistake to deploy it against just anybody. any careful look at my blog would see that i am incredibly egotistic--using a hate tactic better suited to a blogger with low self esteem is just sloppy.

too generic to sting: this ask mentions no specific details about any problematic behaviour, annoying personality traits, or my personal life. since it feels like it could have been sent by anyone to anyone, it's difficult to take it personally.

cultural mismatch: 'cunt' probably comes across a lot harsher in your cultural context. however, i live in the UK, so i get called and call other people a cunt every day. as such, you're left with a lackluster ending for a very weak ask overall.

F. see me after class

Because she wouldn't be comfortable around anyone else to show her 'weakness'

okay headcanon that wednesday lets herself look stupid/be vulnerable when it’s just her and enid because thinking about the murder board and enid being like “ted bundy’s pinterest board” and the “i don’t know who etsy is, but i doubt she was an outcast settler”

because yeah i for sure think enid would constantly make references to social media and because wednesday is comfortable around enid she would be like “…what is a twitter” and enid would be like 🥺🥺🥺

Because we 'bookworms' read more ao3 than actual books

Nobody gets donations like ao3 gets donations. These screenshots are 3 hours apart

Sunshine x Sunshine Prompts

1- "It's physically tiring to be brooding."

"At last someone gets me."

2- "I'm always a sweetheart until you hurt A."

3- "I- you actually like me behaving like this? My last girlfriend/boyfriend/partner hated it."

"Of course I do! They're all assholes."

4- "Stop tickling me!"

5- "You're so cheesy, A."

"You love me."

6- "What's wrong? You haven't giggled in an hour."

7- "Don't pout."

8- "I'll do anything to cheer A up. Not that they need me to."

9- "We're not the same. I'm the loud, outgoing kind of sunshine and she's/he's/they're the kind, shy type of sunshine."

10- C- "Oh. A's always a sunshine."

D- "Until you-"

A- "C, WHAT DID YOU SAY TO B SHE'S BEEN CRYING SINCE MORNING!"

D- "hurt B."

11-"I like it when you smile. The way your lips turn upwards, your eyes brighten- The way I want to kiss you whenever you grin."

12- "You sing terribly. I'm joining you."

13- "She's my sunshine in human form."

I was thinking of doing a grumpy x grumpy list in my recent 'defying common tropes' phase, would anyone be up for that? Or any other list of this sort?

Please tag me if you use, I'd love to see what you come up with; other rules pinned.