Tlaloc And Chalchuihtlicue: NO ONE UNEMPLOYS US.

Tlaloc and Chalchuihtlicue: NO ONE UNEMPLOYS US.

Water/sea/storm/river deities say: fuck climate change and lets help the people in Rio Grande do Sul

All four of them are chocolate fiends trust

hello

Shesh and Quetz both like the milk chocolates in chocolate boxes/whatever those things are called but one of them pretends to hate it so that the other one can have it all :D

goodbye

And if accidentally either Tez or Vishnu touches them they yell at em like their life depends on it.

Tez/Vishnu: *tries to taste one of em*

Quetz/Shesh: *smacking his hand* DO NOT THESE ARE FOR MY BOYFRIEND-

Tez/Vishnu: DAMN OKAY CHILL-

Also it's funny how Tez got along with Vishnu when if we're going sibling-wise he should've gotten along with Vasuki instead ☠️

shhhhhh no one else gets it but them

Tezcatlipoca, Coyolxauhqui, Xipe Totec, and Mixcoatl: Why tell someone to kill themselves when you can do it for them

out of the aztec gods who would say kys and like actually mean it and who would not be serious

with the Aztecs, i feel like most of them can be scary and serious so many of them are serious lol... with Coyolxauhqui and her dad Mixcoatl,, i've always imagined them to be more serious and stern so i think they wouldn't bother saying "kys"-- they'd just get down to it.

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

Hermes: I wanna be a reverse tooth fairy. Where I rob people then scatter human teeth on their bed.

Dionysus: So, a dentist.

Apollo: I don't know what your dentist is doing to you, but I think you need to call the police.