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Things  Severus Snape did not do as a Hogwarts member of staff...

(Updated)

He never put a pig’s tail on a kid because his parents insulted Dumbledore. Also using  curse on a Muggle and knowing he wasn’t allowed to use magic. - breaking more than one law there i’m sure? - Hagrid

He never threw a book and narrowing missing Seamus head. And thrust a book so hard into Neville’s chest because he was pissed off at Umbridge - Trelawney

He never jinx Harry’s broom so he will fall and die. - Quirrell

He never turned a student into an animal, to punish them - ‘Madeye Moody’ 

He never put a student under the Imperius Curse - ’Mad Eye Moody’

He never put Harry’s name into the Goblet of Fire. - ‘Madeye Moody’

He never asks two underage students to look after a 20ft aggressive giant. - Hagrid

He never put Students in danger with illegally breed blast ended skrewts and other dangerous beasts - Hagrid

He never tried to wipe Harry and Ron’s memory, so they don’t tell. And the leave Ginny to die. - Lockhart.

He never left Neville to stay and wait outside the common room, until a student arrived with the password. Even though there was a mass murderer on the loose. - Mcgonagall.

He never took Harry to the forbidden forest past midnight to look at a dragon. - Hagrid.

He never forgot to take a potion that could have killed students or worse, turn them into werewolves. - Lupin.

He never willing want to kill someone, in front of three unwilling students. - Lupin

He never slapped Harry. - Umbridge

He never had students write lines with an enchanted Quill that made it burn words into their skin.-Umbridge

He never knew that Sirius Black knew all the secret passageways and not tell Dumbledore. - Lupin

He never knew that Sirius Black was an animagus and not tell Dumbledore. - Lupin

He never wished to hang students in the dungeons by their wrists/ankles. - Filch

He never promised Filch he would be able to whip the students. - Umbridge.

He never sent Harry and Ron to the forbidden forest to look for Aragog and nearly eaten. - Hagrid

He never let Slytherin of homework for a week, so they could possibly win the Quidditch. - Mcgonagall

He never demonstrated the use of Unforgivables to fourth year students, - ‘Mad Eye moody’

He never tried to kill Harry. - Quirrell / ‘Madeye Moody’ 

He never left two 13 year olds to go back in time, risking ‘awful things if they’re seen’, to go back and save a Hippogriff and a prisoner. - Dumbledore.

He never let a sexual harassment go unpunished. - Dumbledore.

He never let students torture another student, just because they were bored, and not punish them. - Dumbledore.

He never let Sirius Black get away with near murder, and forbidding the victim to ever to talk of it. - Dumbledore.

He never forced students to drink Veritasium. - Umbridge

‘Mad Eye moody’ yes, he was Barty Crouch Jr but no one knew of this until the end of the books, not even Dumbledore.

Can you just imagine if it was Snape who done these things? But because it wasn’t Snape, it was all fine. Forgotten about. Laughed at. 

Snape was a jerk

He was cruel.

He was nasty.

He never sugarcoated his words.

Had a temper and most certainly was not a nice teacher at all.

He said things he shouldn’t have said. 

He threatened a toad.

He favoured Slytherins (lets face it, someone had too. It’s not like the others did. Never once did he give a house point to anyone in the whole of HP, inc Slytherins - its not like he bought Malfoy a brand new broom or gave them a load of unnecessary points so that Slytherin can steal the cup from Gryffindor at the end of yr feast, or he had a club just for certain students he thought had famous connections or were bright and going places - he didn’t favour them that much)

He done a lot of things he shouldn’t have but never once did he put the students lives at risk or physically hurt them. He has done the opposite, and was constantly saving them. 

This post needs to be shared in all the blogs.

I just had a random thought and I’m burdening you with it.

If I was in Harry Potter, I would be a Slytherin, but Snape would hate my fucking guys and I will tell you why.

1. I hate his greasy weasel bird fucking nose having ass (I don’t specifically hate hooked noses I love them because my grandmother has one and everytime I saw one growing up all I could think of was her which is great!! Then snape popped up and just ruined that and now everytime I see beautiful people with hooked noses all I think is snape. Which is bad. If you have a hooked nose live your life and love yourself but I can’t unsee him. That, and he just ugly with or without it let’s be honest.)

2. I would NOT put up with his bullshit

3. I just know the man is homophobic I JUST KNOW OK THE MAN IS WALKING BIGOTRY AND HE LOVES TO PLAY THE VICTIM IM NOT WRONG HERE

4. Given the chance, I would make out with two of his “star” students (Off the top of my head that is Pansy Parkinson and Draco Bitchass Malfoy) in the same damn day and tell McGonagall all about it over biscuits I WOULD BITCH TRY ME

5. I would not respect Dumbledick for shit. I take no criticism and I give no context.

6. I’m nonbinary and he’d have to fucking respect that or I’m poisoning him and I will make that very god damn clear.

7. Fuck dress code

8. I’m am more of a pain in the ass in the classroom than Potter ever will be and I’m a part of his house like how big of a middle finger is that???

9. I would sure as fuck play quidditch, and be a beater most likely based off my skill sets. I would like to pelt a beater at his head. Watch me.

10. I am a Ron in the classroom at first glance, (not paying attention, “what the fuck is this shit??” seems to do the bare minimum), but you literally can’t fail me because the work I do is up to par, like the lowest you can give me is a C+ if you spent your afternoon critiquing even the slightest oddities and honestly his petty ass can try. I feel like at my worst, I’m like Potter. But if I care, I’m Hermione, maybe Draco.

11. I can befriend anyone if I try. Malfoy will like me and he will hate that he does. I will make out with Parkinson. And Zambini. Hermione will be skeptical of me at first but tolerate me. Ron is easy, let’s be honest. Just don’t be a bitch basically. Harry will like me because I love Luna Lovegood (and how could I not). Like fuck. These bitches kinda easy.

Lazy pen drawing I'm actually proud of lol I need to draw them more smh