Nfnsng - No Fear, No Shame, No Guilt

How I Went To Concerts

I've never paid for a concert. Not once. I usually went up to the back entrance and said to the guard very authoritatively "You! I don't want anyone w out a pass getting through that door. Understand?!". They never questioned me and would always say "Yes sir!" and let me in. Once I was in I'd start barking meaningless orders to everyone. The roadies thought I was w the stage hands union or the stage hands union thought I was w the promoter, or the sponsor, radio station or family member etc. etc. And I'd play the part for each situation. "Oh yeah, he was a good lad at home. Mum sent me along to keep the little wanker out of trouble.". One time someone grabbed me thinking I was the MC and made me introduce the bands. Always got to watch from the wings though. Had a lot of fun and usually partied w the bands afterward, and still no one knew who I was! ~ Trabue Gentry

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