If I Get Followed By One More Sex Bot Im Losing It

if i get followed by one more sex bot I’m losing it

my actual reaction to sexbots following me (it’s literally me, that’s me in the picture)

if i were an omega in the omegaverse I’d slick so much they’d call me slick ‘n’ slide

I think I’m gonna start gaslighting people into thinking I’m a figment of their imagination then just disappear into the woods never to be seen again

accidentally drank sour milk today, honestly probably what i get for drinking straight from the carton, unfortunately this will not stop me from doing it again

I’m back from the dead and unfortunately did not receive head

just remembered that time when i was like 5 or 6 when i told my babysitter i was allergic to peanut butter so none of the other kids could have it. this worked for like a year and a half before my mom caught out. (context: i hate peanuts and peanut butter with a passion)