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“i am going to commit arson, once i escape from these mortal chains, eeeeeeeeeee!” - Elmo
mentally, i am here
for my birthday i wish to become a fearless commie warrior and overthrow capitalism
at this point i don’t even have to wake up to choose violence
i’ve decided that instead of being a functional member of society, i will become mothmans’ wife and live in the forest
glitter gives me a concerning amount of serotonin
I’m feeling very arson-y right now
stuff i did as a child
- ate dirt
- ate a four leaf clover so i would always be lucky
- made at least 1 blood oath
- ate wild blackberries and honeysuckle
- set things on fire
- ate all the marshmallows out of a giant box of lucky charms
- catch lizards
- rolled in mud
- ate a moss ball for a dollar
- study pokemon religiously
- ate a lot of weird shit for money
- threw worms at strangers
- run on all fours
i recently found out steam can boil
i will not specify how i learned this
that’s it, i’ve decided to travel through time and space out of pure unbridled rage
apparently it’s a ‘felony’ and ‘morally wrong’ to commit 15 counts murder, i mean what does society want me to do when they say “what’re you gonna do? kill me!?”
i found out today that when i’m frustrated or upset i slip into an accent
after all this time... I’m still a piece of shit
I’m gonna start getting peoples numbers only for the purpose of taking random pictures of them and sending them to their phones they could be shitting they could be fucking they could be in the safety of their home, I don’t care I’m getting that picture and it IS going to be sent to them.
I think I’m gonna start gaslighting people into thinking I’m a figment of their imagination then just disappear into the woods never to be seen again
hello everyone i hope all of you are ok right now with everything going on, i hope all of you stay safe and well i love you all (unless you’re right-wing in which case fuck you, pretty much anyone with a good soul! <3) if you need a place to just relax and forget everything for a bit scroll past my most recent posts and read those! i enjoy making people happy and i hope my posts can make you forget all the bad things in the world, even if just for a moment. please take care of yourselves i may not have met you but i love all you beautiful creatures and cryptids!!!!! i will be going back to my usual posts tomorrow but I’ll pin this one (if i can figure out how that is) anyways have a beautiful day/afternoon/evening/night 💖
Was bored and was feeling like a feral goblin king at 4am with heels and a cover on as a cape because everyone else are peasants and need to hand over all there colorful stones and gummy worms to me now! And so I drew this to not only show that energy but made some rules for my goblin kingdom >:D
reblog for a group of crows to choose you as their leader and follow you around every waking moment
why did we as a society stop putting gargoyles on everything. what fucking loser looked at a building and was like no actually this doesn’t need a horrid little creacher
