I Think 98% Of My Problems Wouldve Been Solved If I Was A Stupid Loser As A Child But Unfortunately I

I think 98% of my problems would’ve been solved if I was a stupid loser as a child but unfortunately I was intelligent and talented and now nothing I do will ever be good enough

I just think that James and Barty had this weird one sided rivalry in school like James was everything Barty wanted to be effortlessly good at school well liked funny carefree the perfect son and like the day Barty found out about Jegulus was a bad day because suddenly his best friend has a new favorite person and it’s not him

he hated James and James had no idea why

Oh and I think that after awhile Evan had to explain to his idiot boyfriend that he definitely had a crush on both the boys and that’s why he was so obsessed with them it was actually because he hated James

Considering writing this

Anyway that’s how I think Evan x Barty x Regulus x James started

Must I have career goals? Can I not simply read fanfiction?

here is your gentle reminder that there are dandelions growing through cracks in the sidewalk. there is a fence lizard on the porch who is growing a new tail. there are trees growing through an abandoned house, branches tearing through the ceiling, ferns carpeting the floor. there is life pushing forward, pushing through. 

I’m not a fan of Barty x Sirius but bitchkiller is the funniest ship name ever