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I just think that James and Barty had this weird one sided rivalry in school like James was everything Barty wanted to be effortlessly good at school well liked funny carefree the perfect son and like the day Barty found out about Jegulus was a bad day because suddenly his best friend has a new favorite person and it’s not him
he hated James and James had no idea why
Oh and I think that after awhile Evan had to explain to his idiot boyfriend that he definitely had a crush on both the boys and that’s why he was so obsessed with them it was actually because he hated James
Considering writing this
Anyway that’s how I think Evan x Barty x Regulus x James started
Rosekiller country au where Barty’s mom dies when he’s young and he spends his summers on the farm because his politician dad pawned him off on his in laws so he’d be out of the way when he wasn’t off at boarding school and Evan who’s rich family bought a ranch to get away from the press after a nasty cheating scandal
I really just need queer country content cause being queer in the country fucking sucks-
Also you can’t tell me Barty wouldn’t love cowboy boots
I am actively writing this so let me know if you’re interested in reading it 👀
No October without rosekiller
grey is barty, blue is evan
rosekiller
evan (or reggie) in a daily about barty
Can't believe I'm obsessed with a bitch named bartemius
WDYM BARTY AND EVAN ARE NOT GOING TO BE TOGETHER IN THE RISE OF THE ORDER?!?!?!?!?!??
“maybe in another universe” evan and barty aren’t smart enough to survive in ANY universe don’t start
rosekillers love language is spitting in each others mouth
yes it’s gross but so are they and that’s why i love them
what they are to each other has no name. it is on a different level what they feel for each other. no one understands nor does anyone want to understand it. what they are are barty and evan labels have no room in their relationship they will laugh in your face if you use labels for the two of them.
anyone trying to explain what barty and evan have going on would have a tough time, because describing them as a couple does not even scratch the surface. boyfriends? they would laugh at anyone using such a juvenile word. dating? they’ve killed for each other, that is not drastic enough. ‘together’ is the only acceptable way of putting it, and that is only because they’ve literally done a blood pact to bind their souls together for all eternity.
3am in the Slytherin Dorm:
Barty: *whispering* Rosie
Evan:
Barty: *louder whispering* Oi, Rosie
Evan:
Barty: *straight up just talking* Rosie Posie, rosiest apple of my eye, my rose that by any other name would smell as sweet, oh Rosie my -
Regulus: *irritable and groggy* Merlin and Morganna both, Rosier, put me out of my misery before I do it for all of us and answer him
Evan: *completely awake* What, Bat?
Barty: Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
Evan:
Regulus:
Barty:
Evan: This is your fault for encouraging him to read, Black.
3am in the Slytherin Dorm:
Barty: *whispering* Rosie
Evan:
Barty: *louder whispering* Oi, Rosie
Evan:
Barty: *straight up just talking* Rosie Posie, rosiest apple of my eye, my rose that by any other name would smell as sweet, oh Rosie my -
Regulus: *irritable and groggy* Merlin and Morganna both, Rosier, put me out of my misery before I do it for all of us and answer him
Evan: *completely awake* What, Bat?
Barty: Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
Evan:
Regulus:
Barty:
Evan: This is your fault for encouraging him to read, Black.
3am in the Slytherin Dorm:
Barty: *whispering* Rosie
Evan:
Barty: *louder whispering* Oi, Rosie
Evan:
Barty: *straight up just talking* Rosie Posie, rosiest apple of my eye, my rose that by any other name would smell as sweet, oh Rosie my -
Regulus: *irritable and groggy* Merlin and Morganna both, Rosier, put me out of my misery before I do it for all of us and answer him
Evan: *completely awake* What, Bat?
Barty: Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
Evan:
Regulus:
Barty:
Evan: This is your fault for encouraging him to read, Black.
I like to think that it didn't take long for the Skittles to realise that Barty flinched every time someone called him his dad's full name, that he would often go into his own head and get stuck there for days when it happened, so they made a pact to never use it amongst themselves.
Like he'd get in one too many fights and land himself in detention again, and Regulus would sigh and frown and say, 'Now, this is not behaviour becoming of a proper young man, Bartholomew. You're letting yourself get caught too easily.'
Or he'd hold the door open for Dorcas because she had her arms full of books, and she'd wink at him and grin, 'Why, thank you, Bartrum. So chivalrous.'
Or he and Pandora would be sat in the Library, and he'd be slowly getting more and more irritable because the Divination homework is just complete and utter fucking bollocks anyway, and she would press her hand to her chest and scold, 'Language, Bartothy!'
Or he'd like 100% nail the OWL examination for Potions, and after seeing his results Evan would ruffle his hair and murmur, 'I'm so proud of you, Barticus.'
I like to think that it didn't take long for the Skittles to realise that Barty flinched every time someone called him his dad's full name, that he would often go into his own head and get stuck there for days when it happened, so they made a pact to never use it amongst themselves.
Like he'd get in one too many fights and land himself in detention again, and Regulus would sigh and frown and say, 'Now, this is not behaviour becoming of a proper young man, Bartholomew. You're letting yourself get caught too easily.'
Or he'd hold the door open for Dorcas because she had her arms full of books, and she'd wink at him and grin, 'Why, thank you, Bartrum. So chivalrous.'
Or he and Pandora would be sat in the Library, and he'd be slowly getting more and more irritable because the Divination homework is just complete and utter fucking bollocks anyway, and she would press her hand to her chest and scold, 'Language, Bartothy!'
Or he'd like 100% nail the OWL examination for Potions, and after seeing his results Evan would ruffle his hair and murmur, 'I'm so proud of you, Barticus.'
I like to think that it didn't take long for the Skittles to realise that Barty flinched every time someone called him his dad's full name, that he would often go into his own head and get stuck there for days when it happened, so they made a pact to never use it amongst themselves.
Like he'd get in one too many fights and land himself in detention again, and Regulus would sigh and frown and say, 'Now, this is not behaviour becoming of a proper young man, Bartholomew. You're letting yourself get caught too easily.'
Or he'd hold the door open for Dorcas because she had her arms full of books, and she'd wink at him and grin, 'Why, thank you, Bartrum. So chivalrous.'
Or he and Pandora would be sat in the Library, and he'd be slowly getting more and more irritable because the Divination homework is just complete and utter fucking bollocks anyway, and she would press her hand to her chest and scold, 'Language, Bartothy!'
Or he'd like 100% nail the OWL examination for Potions, and after seeing his results Evan would ruffle his hair and murmur, 'I'm so proud of you, Barticus.'
soft - @rosekillermicrofic - word count: 178 - NSFW (suggestive)
"Oi! That's mine!" Barty yelled indignantly, pouting at Evan as he took the last sweet from the pile they had between them on Evan's bed.
Regulus was gone with James for the evening and they had decided, as revenge for him leaving them, they would eat all the candy.
"Yeah?" Evan challenged, eyeing Barty with a smirk. "Come get it, then!"
But before he could move, Barty lunged forward, soft lips enveloping Evan's fingers and the candy he held between them, their eyes locking as the air turned thick.
He made the decision without thinking. Moving his fingers back a bit, he grinned salaciously as Barty began to suck, pupils growing larger, expression almost submissive. Heat coursed through Evan's body at the sight of Barty, on his knees, sucking on his fingers.
And before he could lose the nerve, Evan moved forward so he could whisper into Barty's ear. "Taste good, baby?" he muttered to the other boy, who only moaned a bit, pulling back and panting.
Fuck. Maybe it was good Regulus was gone for the night.
soft - @rosekillermicrofic - word count: 178 - NSFW (suggestive)
"Oi! That's mine!" Barty yelled indignantly, pouting at Evan as he took the last sweet from the pile they had between them on Evan's bed.
Regulus was gone with James for the evening and they had decided, as revenge for him leaving them, they would eat all the candy.
"Yeah?" Evan challenged, eyeing Barty with a smirk. "Come get it, then!"
But before he could move, Barty lunged forward, soft lips enveloping Evan's fingers and the candy he held between them, their eyes locking as the air turned thick.
He made the decision without thinking. Moving his fingers back a bit, he grinned salaciously as Barty began to suck, pupils growing larger, expression almost submissive. Heat coursed through Evan's body at the sight of Barty, on his knees, sucking on his fingers.
And before he could lose the nerve, Evan moved forward so he could whisper into Barty's ear. "Taste good, baby?" he muttered to the other boy, who only moaned a bit, pulling back and panting.
Fuck. Maybe it was good Regulus was gone for the night.
soft - @rosekillermicrofic - word count: 178 - NSFW (suggestive)
"Oi! That's mine!" Barty yelled indignantly, pouting at Evan as he took the last sweet from the pile they had between them on Evan's bed.
Regulus was gone with James for the evening and they had decided, as revenge for him leaving them, they would eat all the candy.
"Yeah?" Evan challenged, eyeing Barty with a smirk. "Come get it, then!"
But before he could move, Barty lunged forward, soft lips enveloping Evan's fingers and the candy he held between them, their eyes locking as the air turned thick.
He made the decision without thinking. Moving his fingers back a bit, he grinned salaciously as Barty began to suck, pupils growing larger, expression almost submissive. Heat coursed through Evan's body at the sight of Barty, on his knees, sucking on his fingers.
And before he could lose the nerve, Evan moved forward so he could whisper into Barty's ear. "Taste good, baby?" he muttered to the other boy, who only moaned a bit, pulling back and panting.
Fuck. Maybe it was good Regulus was gone for the night.
(they are)
Evan: Wow, they really hate us.
Barty: Yeah, they must be homophobic.
Evan: But we’re not gay, Barty.
Barty:
Evan:
Barty: We’re not?
Im delusional, but gallavich kinda gives rosekiller vibes...