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I got bored in the cloud kingdom and found all the ninja’s exploits compiled into 22 minute ish picture books.

Guys we need to finally talk about this.

CANCEL THE GREEN NINJA!

He has been sexist for the longest time

“if I see a girl in here I’m gonna go ballistic”

Now that’s sexist because he doesn’t think women can climb trees

“She’s a princess they’re all the same”

WOWWW. He hates women in powerful positions.

“Aspheera is attacking Ninjago!”

Okay she is NOT ATTACKING NINJAGO JUST SENSEI WU. WHEN A WOMAN ATTACKS NINJAGO THEY THROW HER IN PRISON, WHEN A MAN ATTACKS NINJAGO THEY LET THEM MOVE INTO MY COUSINS APARTMENT TO DEVELOP HOMOEROTIC RELATIONS.

#CANCELGREENNINJA

You know damn well why.

1. I got removed from the Folson family group chat

2. I had to be rescued from a burning building by the green ninja and when he saw it was me he called me a homophobe and dropped me

3. I keep getting sent curses to my apartment written in ancient Ninjargon

So yea. You gaywads are ruining my life.

These gaywads are ruining my life oh my lord.

These gaywads are ruining my life oh my lord.

FOR SOME REASON THE NINJA LET THIS TERRORIST STAY WITH MY COUSIN SO HE COULD “DEVELOP EMPATHY”. HE LITERALLY MADE A TANK TO BLOW UP NINJAGO WITH EVIL JUICE I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS DUDE AT MY FAMILY BARBECUES.

ANOTHER THING MY COUSIN IS THE CAMERA MAN AT A NEWS STATION. He literally recorded every terrorist attack he’s ever committed and HE STILL LETS HIM LIVE THERE?

Guys we need to finally talk about this.

CANCEL THE GREEN NINJA!

He has been sexist for the longest time

“if I see a girl in here I’m gonna go ballistic”

Now that’s sexist because he doesn’t think women can climb trees

“She’s a princess they’re all the same”

WOWWW. He hates women in powerful positions.

“Aspheera is attacking Ninjago!”

Okay she is NOT ATTACKING NINJAGO JUST SENSEI WU. WHEN A WOMAN ATTACKS NINJAGO THEY THROW HER IN PRISON, WHEN A MAN ATTACKS NINJAGO THEY LET THEM MOVE INTO MY COUSINS APARTMENT TO DEVELOP HOMOEROTIC RELATIONS.

#CANCELGREENNINJA

Guys we finally got to say it.

If the serpentine want to be initiated into human society they gotta wear pants.

I’m tired of seeing snake penis and snake booty hole every time I go to the crossroads farmers market.

Am I allowed to kill the snake in my backyard?

Like it keeps killing rabbits but like what if it’s someone’s neighbor..

Like isn’t it kind of weird that some animals gain sentience but others don’t?

Hey guys I’m a human male 34 so if u know any other hot (NOT EVIL) singles out there please let me know. The last dude I tried to date kept telling me he was “the brown ninja”

He would NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT.

I get the worst head of my life, I go home, google it, turns out that he actually did hang out with the ninja but they avoid him like the plague.

UGHHH these Ninjago MEN!!

Omfg anyone remember when The Earth Ninja was in a love triangle? Tbh when I heard he was dating someone I thought it was gonna be the lightning dude but no it’s fucking Samurai X who was DATING THE LIGHTNING NINJA.

That’s so crazy to me.

Idk if I want a home wrecker saving me from evil, like take a look in the mirror the evil lurks within.

This might seem racist but I do not trust the serpentine.

“But we trapped them underground!”

IDGAF I SAW A FANGPYRE EAT MY GRANDMA.

and NO I’m NOT going to Shintaro, I’m boycotting because the whole city is based off Geckle and Munce slave labor from mining vengestone, which is kinda icky to me tbhhh😒

Hey guys I’m thinking of vacationing to a different realm, any suggestions?

I’m thinking of going to the Never Realm for the beaches but I hear there’s like a group of aggressive clans who like to kill so liiiikee 😫😖

Hey guys I’m thinking of vacationing to a different realm, any suggestions?

I’m thinking of going to the Never Realm for the beaches but I hear there’s like a group of aggressive clans who like to kill so liiiikee 😫😖

Guys we need to finally talk about this.

CANCEL THE GREEN NINJA!

He has been sexist for the longest time

“if I see a girl in here I’m gonna go ballistic”

Now that’s sexist because he doesn’t think women can climb trees

“She’s a princess they’re all the same”

WOWWW. He hates women in powerful positions.

“Aspheera is attacking Ninjago!”

Okay she is NOT ATTACKING NINJAGO JUST SENSEI WU. WHEN A WOMAN ATTACKS NINJAGO THEY THROW HER IN PRISON, WHEN A MAN ATTACKS NINJAGO THEY LET THEM MOVE INTO MY COUSINS APARTMENT TO DEVELOP HOMOEROTIC RELATIONS.

#CANCELGREENNINJA

God I hate Ninjago city but the rent is so cheap.

Like yes I have to evacuate every other month, but I can get a condo here for like $500 a month. Which is really good. Over in Sticks they haven’t had an attack in 9 years and their prices are at $3000. Frankly sometimes I send my landlord fake news articles that Aspheera has returned just to keep the rent down

why does Cyrus Borg keep getting kidnapped.

He’s an inventor

INVENT A GUN.

Cant drive to work because the ninja decided to drill through the highway :///

YOU HAVE JETS. JUST FLY OVER.

Hey how do u tell ur cousin that his fiancee isn’t a guy with a bad past but a terrorist who has tried to destroy Ninjago city multiple times and had killed thousands of people and just because he raised a single plant doesn’t mean you want him at your barbecues? Just wondering.

Fuckin hate the overlord, before his takeover my toasted floated to me. I didn’t have to do shit! Then he takes over all the technology and suddenly flying cars are evil. I HAVE TO GET TO MY COUSINS WEDDING ILL TAKE THE CHANCE THAT MY CAR HAS BLOODLUST.

Anyone know a plug for venomari venom? I got a wedding next week I can’t handle sober.

“My first gay crush was Kai”

“My first gay crush was Nya”

Where are my baddies whose sexual awakening was the Pythor?

God they’re gentrifying the local laughy’s karaoke bar with a spinbucks. I hate borgporations

ok I'm curious so put in the tags what country you are from and whether or not you own/use a rice cooker

I feel fucked up throwing away chicken bone wings at a diner when there are bone dudes nearby. I’m like killing their cousin or something

Unfortunate news Brad Brickley fell into a merge quake.

It’s time for me to take up the family business