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ok I'm curious so put in the tags what country you are from and whether or not you own/use a rice cooker
God they’re gentrifying the local laughy’s karaoke bar with a spinbucks. I hate borgporations
Fuckin hate the overlord, before his takeover my toasted floated to me. I didn’t have to do shit! Then he takes over all the technology and suddenly flying cars are evil. I HAVE TO GET TO MY COUSINS WEDDING ILL TAKE THE CHANCE THAT MY CAR HAS BLOODLUST.
Hey how do u tell ur cousin that his fiancee isn’t a guy with a bad past but a terrorist who has tried to destroy Ninjago city multiple times and had killed thousands of people and just because he raised a single plant doesn’t mean you want him at your barbecues? Just wondering.
Cant drive to work because the ninja decided to drill through the highway :///
YOU HAVE JETS. JUST FLY OVER.
why does Cyrus Borg keep getting kidnapped.
He’s an inventor
INVENT A GUN.
God I hate Ninjago city but the rent is so cheap.
Like yes I have to evacuate every other month, but I can get a condo here for like $500 a month. Which is really good. Over in Sticks they haven’t had an attack in 9 years and their prices are at $3000. Frankly sometimes I send my landlord fake news articles that Aspheera has returned just to keep the rent down
Guys we need to finally talk about this.
CANCEL THE GREEN NINJA!
He has been sexist for the longest time
“if I see a girl in here I’m gonna go ballistic”
Now that’s sexist because he doesn’t think women can climb trees
“She’s a princess they’re all the same”
WOWWW. He hates women in powerful positions.
“Aspheera is attacking Ninjago!”
Okay she is NOT ATTACKING NINJAGO JUST SENSEI WU. WHEN A WOMAN ATTACKS NINJAGO THEY THROW HER IN PRISON, WHEN A MAN ATTACKS NINJAGO THEY LET THEM MOVE INTO MY COUSINS APARTMENT TO DEVELOP HOMOEROTIC RELATIONS.
#CANCELGREENNINJA
Hey guys I’m thinking of vacationing to a different realm, any suggestions?
I’m thinking of going to the Never Realm for the beaches but I hear there’s like a group of aggressive clans who like to kill so liiiikee 😫😖
This might seem racist but I do not trust the serpentine.
“But we trapped them underground!”
IDGAF I SAW A FANGPYRE EAT MY GRANDMA.
Omfg anyone remember when The Earth Ninja was in a love triangle? Tbh when I heard he was dating someone I thought it was gonna be the lightning dude but no it’s fucking Samurai X who was DATING THE LIGHTNING NINJA.
That’s so crazy to me.
Idk if I want a home wrecker saving me from evil, like take a look in the mirror the evil lurks within.
Hey guys I’m a human male 34 so if u know any other hot (NOT EVIL) singles out there please let me know. The last dude I tried to date kept telling me he was “the brown ninja”
He would NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT.
I get the worst head of my life, I go home, google it, turns out that he actually did hang out with the ninja but they avoid him like the plague.
UGHHH these Ninjago MEN!!
Am I allowed to kill the snake in my backyard?
Like it keeps killing rabbits but like what if it’s someone’s neighbor..
Like isn’t it kind of weird that some animals gain sentience but others don’t?
Guys we finally got to say it.
If the serpentine want to be initiated into human society they gotta wear pants.
I’m tired of seeing snake penis and snake booty hole every time I go to the crossroads farmers market.
Wait yea, I’ll try to send a messenger dragon over to you. I actually live in that city and the whole situation was crazy, we didn’t know we had a Jade princess until like 4 years ago!
Guys we need to finally talk about this.
CANCEL THE GREEN NINJA!
He has been sexist for the longest time
“if I see a girl in here I’m gonna go ballistic”
Now that’s sexist because he doesn’t think women can climb trees
“She’s a princess they’re all the same”
WOWWW. He hates women in powerful positions.
“Aspheera is attacking Ninjago!”
Okay she is NOT ATTACKING NINJAGO JUST SENSEI WU. WHEN A WOMAN ATTACKS NINJAGO THEY THROW HER IN PRISON, WHEN A MAN ATTACKS NINJAGO THEY LET THEM MOVE INTO MY COUSINS APARTMENT TO DEVELOP HOMOEROTIC RELATIONS.
#CANCELGREENNINJA
haha why is the sky purple?
I’m so excited to see the Royal Blacksmiths perform tonight in ninjago city!! It’s so nice to hear songs that aren’t the weekend whip, sometimes it feels like it’s the only song in the city!
Guys I’m concerned about Jay and Nya getting together.
When they freak it do they electrocute the plumbing system??
Guys I keep running into people from metalonia but have never seen it on the map.
Am I being pranked???
Is it real?