Wagner And Kaguya With An S/o Who Has A Habit Of Being A Sarcastic Smart-ass?

wagner and kaguya with an s/o who has a habit of being a sarcastic smart-ass?

I'm writing this to be gender neutral for S/O but I'm imagining their voice in my head specifically as Rusty. Go watch his stuff, he's funny as hell.

-Wagner didn't really know much of what to expect from you, especially if you're a guy. She hasn't had too much experience with social interaction outside of the people closest to her in the Licht Kreis. She decided to probe at you a bit and see how you'd respond to some haughty, snide remarks.

-She's caught off guard to say the least when you bite back with some scathing sarcasm of your own. She's immediately intrigued by you, no one thus far has dared to talk back to her like that.

-Contrary to what most people would believe, she actually finds your smartass remarks rather refreshing. You're not afraid to be honest with her and have witty back and forth banter. People immediately start likening the two of you to and old married couple, though obviously they're not saying that out loud.

-This intrigue and appreciation soon turns into something more, something Wagner would have never ever thought would happen to her.

-A relationship proper probably doesn't change much. You two were already playfully bickering like you'd known each other for years, just saying the most outlandish, out of pocket things to each other like it was nothing.

-Wagner definitely appreciates the fact that you're so self reliant and assured. It's nice to have an S/O she's confident is able to defend themselves, at least in a non-physical confrontation. If you can defend yourself physically she's even more in love, In-Birth or not.

-If you're the type that has a shorter fuse she's more than happy to sit back and watch the entertainment as you tear into the person with the most asinine, odd insults you can think of that somehow work and leave your target with much lower self confidence than they had prior.

-Wagner's not really the type to interfere unless shit really hits the fan and starts getting too physical for her liking. Other than that she takes great enjoyment out of her S/O knocking some cocky bastard down a peg, especially if they're trying to get close to either of them for whatever reason and doesn't know how to take a hint.

-Kaguya's certainly one to tease and poke fun at people in her own right, but it wasn't quite like what you did.

-You were very upfront about what you thought at any given time, and you made sure people knew when you were displeased or when you didn't think all that highly of them.

-It was pretty jarring for her to start, but she found it quite amusing in it's own way. Upon first approaching you she earns herself a smartass remark for her teasing as you saw right through it. This only intrigued her even more.

-She does eventually drop the act when she sees that it isn't gonna work on you and becomes more genuine. She's actually quite pleasant to be around when she wants to be.

-Kaguya seems to think the same of you. When you put down the smartass act you're quite easy for her to get along with. A relationship seems to bloom pretty naturally from there. And also from the fact she's hot as hell.

-If someone were to ever react a bit too aggressively to her teasing you're very quick to shut them up, to which afterward she makes a joke or two about you being her knight in shining armor.

-She can't hold back a laugh at your witty remarks on a situation to try and downplay the significance of it. The way you make something sound so non-trivial will always lighten her mood. She likes a partner who can do that.

-Also she finds it hot when you chase off some dude trying to hit on her and verbally murder him.

To that anon who thought kaguya would destroy your hips, wait until you meet aigis.

Dev I think there's a distinct difference between your hips being sore and being cracked open like a fucking peanut at Texas Roadhouse lmfao.

Hello, I just want to say I love all of your stuff, and if you feel overwhelmed it's okay to close asks for a little bit. Just the simple fact you're even writing makes me happy and I like to believe it makes others happy too.

It's the messages I get like these that keep me motivated to keep going. If at least someone appreciates what I do here than I'll have done what I set out to do.

You have made your love of Tsubaki very obvious but what are your waifu pick for unib and the persona games?

Unib's actually the closest cut. It's a tie between Eltnum and Kaguya.

For Persona, it's definitely Minako/Kotone. She was my all time waifu of choice before I got into Blazblue and Tsubaki yoinked that spot.

i request yuzuriha, hilda and kaguya with an s/o that calls them mommy

Well...I can't say I wouldn't do the same

It's kind hard to write about something like this in a non NSFW context so these are gonna be a bit on the shorter side.

-It comes out on accident, most likely. Yuzu's doting on you as usual, she's the type to dote while joking about taking care of you.

-This happened so much that eventually you soon called her mommy in one of your responses to her to ask her to stop. She freezes like a dear in headlights as her eyes go wide.

-She hadn't actually expected something like that out of you, her teasing is all in good fun. If anything she sorta jokes about being your big sis, as weird as that sounds in the context of your relationship.

-She tries to shake off the awkwardness with a slightly sarcastic yet lighthearted joke that she was supposed to be your big sis, not mommy.

-She'd probably mutter under her breath about you calling her that in 'other contexts', only to deny she ever said anything. Does tease you about calling her mommy again though.

-Hilda gives off big ara ara vibes, let's be honest. It's going to come out sooner or later.

-It eventually does after you start dating. She's teasing the hell out of you, probably with some innuendos and you drop it, whether on accident on purposefully playing into the joke.

Either way, she can't stop the uproarious, amused laughter at your remark. She probably didn't see that coming but it is way too funny to her.

-She cranks up the sexual tension to 11 if it wasn't there already. Lots of jokes calling you her little boy/girl. She's definitely getting some very naughty ideas of what to do in the bedroom when the time eventually comes.

-Even in non-sexual situations she's holding that over your head. Whenever you want her to do something for you she'll hit you with a "please...", expecting you to finish the sentence.

-She'll at least have the decency to only do so in private, but she just can't help herself, especially if you get flustered over it.

-If you've known Kaguya well enough and long enough to start dating her, you're going to have to at the VERY least tolerate her teasing, but an ideal S/O would probably play into the teasing.

-It's another bout of teasing between you two and a remark she makes seems to awaken a devilish little voice in your head. Your next response immediately has you call her mommy.

-This immediately sends Kaguya into a giggling fit, rhetorically asking if that's really how you see her. You answer either with a flat out yes or with a vague "perhaps."

-Either way, she's going to tease you about "mommy" treating her good boy/girl. It doesn't take much to assume where she's going with that.

-If you react in a flustered way and shift gears suddenly at the thought, she'll laugh it off and call it just more teasing before moving on. If you react enthusiastically with a resounding yes, well...

-I think we've all seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

-Either way though, she'll get you in bed one of these days. It's only a matter of time. You both know it.

I really need some Fuuka HCs bc I am FUBAR (Fuuked Up Beyond All Recognition)

I'll admit I'm kinda rusty on Fuuka, it's been a minute since I last played P3 and I don't have Reload yet. Also Mitsuru was my romance of choice.

-Fuuka is very much the type to look up to her S/O. She unfortunately doesn't have the most confidence out there.

-With her being into technology so much which is not considered traditionally feminine, being self-aware of her lack of cooking skills, and being bullied on top of that, she's gonna go into this relationship not feeling like she's enough.

-The ideal S/O for her is going to need to be supportive at every turn reassuring her that she's enough and you truly do love her despite her supposed "flaws."

-That being said, there's certainly nothing wrong with getting more direct as well, particularly with her bullies. After seeing how badly they treat her it's definitely to tell them off in a more aggressive way, especially if you're more of an intimidating type.

-These bitches won't be told off politely that easily, so worst case scenario if you can't do the intimidating act too well, all you need to do is say you'll tell Aragaki-senpai about them. That'll scare them right off.

-Regardless of how it's done she's practically going to be looking at you with stars in her eyes astounded and grateful beyond words that would care about her of all people enough to defend her like that.

-You're unfortunately gonna be Fuuka's taste tester for her creations in the kitchen. It's not nearly of a disaster as the P4 ladies thankfully, she's aware she's far from being the next coming of Bobby Flay or something.

-If you're adept enough in the kitchen to teach someone, it's going to require patience. Don't let the poor girl see your frustration show when she inevitably screws up, she's going to feel even worse than she already does.

-Once she truly hyperfixates all her effort on a recipe she can actually make something pretty solid. That's not going to happen too often, unfortunately, at least for a while. It's going to be a long-time investment to get her to improve.

-Dates involving technology are naturally best suited for Fuuka. She can show you how to repair and do maintenance on both your audio equipment and despite any embarrassment she may feels, this is where she's in her element. It's both enjoyable for her and practical/productive since you're learning something.

-When winter rolls around, definitely go take Fuuka out to see Christmas lights. The tech geek in her will awaken and she'll talk your ear off about the intricacies and specs of all the lights you see, on top of just seeing pretty scenery.

-She'll quickly get embarrassed and apologize for "talking too much", but it's pretty freaking cute.