Jessie Drugs James And Is Generally Abusive: Hurt Without Much Comfort (part One Of Four)

Jessie Drugs James and Is Generally Abusive: Hurt Without Much Comfort (part one of four)

Another darkfic. I had almost forgotten I'd written this (those repressed memories wouldn't cooperate).

I'm slowly realizing that I wrote a lot of hurt/comfort and whump fic before I even knew there was a term for it.

Content Warning: First-person mixed points-of-view; abuse; workplace violence; depiction of medical issues and injuries; poisoning by chemicals or drugging; forcible injection; out-of-character behavior for James and Meowth; absolute character assassination of Jessie; Jesus Hades Christ twelve!me tortured James a lot in fic

-O-o-O-o-O-

(Meowth's point of view)

It all started when Jessie decided we had to work harder and look more threatening so people would be scared of us. That meant we had to look good and not ghetto.

That meant cleaning the van.

All she did was shove a bucket of some cleaning liquid in our faces. It smelled like ass.

"What is this crap?" I said.

"It's a special chemical blend," Jessie said. Then she went to work on our plan.

At the time I didn't know what was going on. I thought this was just another way to improve Team Rocket that probably wouldn't work.

It wasn't.

-O-o-O-

We were cleaning the van for about a half an hour when James started coughing.

"What's wrong?" I asked.

"I don't know. I just don't feel good," James said weakly.

"Maybe it's the chemicals," I said.

At that point, James fainted.

I ran to get Jessie. "James just fainted!" I screamed. "Help him!"

We went to James. He was unconscious and motionless.

"Speak to me! Do something!" I yelled.

Jessie just said, "He'll live," and walked away.

I couldn't believe it. I just stood there. Had she lost her mind?

(James's point of view)

I came to in our tent. I was lying on my sleeping bag. Meowth was sitting nearby.

"What happened?" I asked.

Meowth ran over to me and hugged me. "You fainted," he said. He was crying. I didn't know why he was crying at the time.

"Why are you crying?" I asked. It hurt me to see Meowth unhappy or crying.

"I'm just happy you're conscious. Now get some rest," Meowth said. He exited the tent.

I lay in bed, alone in the tent. The only reason why Meowth would be crying is if something happened.

"Something could've happened to Jessie!" I thought.

I was almost panicking. I tried to sit up, but was hit by a sudden rush of nausea. I lay back down, but it didn't improve. I sat up again and threw up.

I slept for about three hours after that.

Even thought Meowth came into the tent again, I didn't ask him why he was crying. I thought he would be upset or hurt.

I was also scared. Maybe it was something Jessie was trying to do to me. She did make us clean the van with some strange chemicals.

She was trying to drug me.

(Meowth's point of view)

The day after the van incident, I saw something that nearly frightened me.

It also gave me a clue to what Jessie put in the cleaning liquid.

I was sitting outside the tent. James was inside the tent, resting. He had been resting a lot after the incident with the cleaning liquid.

Or maybe he had been training that homicidal Victreebel.

Anyway, Jessie came in. She was holding a syringe with a needle. What could that be for, I thought.

I watched with curiosity, then fear. Jessie stuck the needle in James's left arm.

James sat up quickly. His bluish-violet hair was ruffled because he'd been sleeping. His bright green eyes were glazed over.

He stared at Jessie for a few seconds, then passed out.

I went into the tent after Jessie left.

"Wake up, James," I said softly.

James opened his eyes halfway.

"What happened?" James asked softly.

"I saw Jessie inject something into you. It made you faint," I said. I didn't know if James would believe me or if he would think I was putting down Jessie, but I had to tell him the truth.

He didn't believe it.

"It….it must have been something else that caused the fainting," James whispered.

"No, I'm pretty sure it was the injection," I said quietly.

James began to cry as if his heart had been broken.

In a way, it had been.

-O-o-O-

I saw something I never thought I would see.

Jessie was forcing James to take some pills. James was refusing. Ever since he was drugged with the needle, he'd been feeling unwell.

Jessie took out the syringe. She dissolved the pills in water and put it in the syringe. She injected the drug into James. James pulled away and ended up collapsing on the ground.

As soon as Jessie walked away, I dragged James inside the tent. He sat up weakly.

"Meowth….Was I dreaming? Did I just have a nightmare about Jessiebelle? Am I hallucinating?" James asked weakly.

"It was real, and it was Jessie," I said.

James didn't look like he in any condition to resist the truth. In fact, he looked like he would faint from shock.

James also looked hurt. I didn't know what to do.

"But why?" he asked.

All I could say was, "I don't know."

-O-o-O-o-O-

Moral of the story: The D.A.R.E. program did strange things to twelve!me's brain.

plot twist: this is also a sims blog

I made Team Rocket in sims 4.

This cabin was all they could afford. It has the following lot traits: Creepy Crawlies, Cursed, Filthy, Gremlins, Off-the-Grid, Spooky, Vampire Nexus, Good Soil.

At least James won't have trouble keeping his garden.

In this world, they've left Team Rocket and are laying low in the small town of Willow Creek.

Somewhere in their cross-dimensional journey from anime to Simworld, Meowth ended up being split into two separate entities: a human form and a cat form.

They're dressed like that because it's cold out.

"Are you sure they won't find us here, Jess?" (James's traits: Goofball, Geek, Squeamish, Collector; Aspiration: Freelance Botany)

"Just try to act normal and they'll never suspect a thing." (Jessie's traits: Hot-headed, Ambitious, Self-Absorbed, Gregarious; Aspiration: Leader of the Pack)

Meanwhile, human Meowth has already racked up a debuff from playing with fire. (Human Meowth's traits: Cat Lover, Erratic, Outgoing, Dastardly; Aspiration: Chief of Mischief)

Kitty Meowth would face-palm if he could. (Kitty Meowth's traits: Talkative, Free Spirit, Clever)

An aerial view of their cabin. Note the lack of an indoor toilet (that's what that large bush is for).

And the curse on the lot claims its first victim. Apparently, some angry ghost is playing with a James-shaped voodoo doll and wants to spread the rage. He stomped around pouting like this for a while.

He also kicked over his own trashcan.

Nice job, lol.

He cleaned it back up. Kitty Meowth fought small animals in their toilet bush and left them a present (feathers).

The welcome wagon showed up. They brought the dreaded fruitcake.

Jessie has the hidden trait that makes your Sims actually get a positive moodlet from fruitcake, because of course she does.

James and Meowth are not so lucky. (also nobody tells Kitty Meowth to stay off the furniture because it's futile)

Kitty Meowth sits on the counter. Where they cook.

James has a cat toy.

Travis Scott seriously questions volunteering to be in the welcome wagon that day.

James and Meowth Do A Fluffy Experiment (part two of two)

This story is slightly less fluffy when you remember that they're having the kitten as part of an experiment for a criminal organization that has mistreated their test subjects, but thirteen!me did not write by that logic.

Also, it seems that Jessie kinda forgot the conversation she had with James the previous night. She probably remembered the Iron Fleet, though.

Part one is here.

This fic contains:  Pokémon/Human romantic relationship (warning because some people might be disturbed by it, even though Meowth can consent in this story); unexplained mpreg/male pregnancy; shaky grasp of the realities of pregnancy and childrearing; bizarre focus on James's virginity (it disturbs me how often this shows up in these warnings); lack of medical knowledge; possible out-of-character moments for Jessie, James, and Meowth (weepy!James and generic boyfriend!Meowth are back); odd ideas about romance; Dr. Fuji is miraculously alive somehow (and also out-of-character); weird plot inconsistencies; "deflowered" doesn't mean what thirteen!me seems to think it means; boomer humor pregnancy gags; HOLY SHIT I REMEMBERED MONDO EXISTS?

-O-o-O-o-O-

Jessie was watching TV when James and Meowth came in.

“James, how did the test go?” she asked.

James was crying. He didn’t seem to have heard her. He ran into the bedroom, crying.

“James, wait! Please let me talk to you!” Meowth said.

Jessie knocked on the bedroom door. “Can I come in?” she asked.

“Yes,” James said.

Jessie came in. “What happened? Why are you crying?” she asked.

James sniffled for a while, then answered. “The experiment worked and now I’m pregnant,” he said.

“Meowth did that to you?!”

“Yes.”

“Weren’t you a virgin before?”

“Yes, but he had to do it. We would lose our jobs if we didn’t,” James said.

“But didn’t you value your virginity?”

“Yes, sort of. But that doesn’t matter. What am I going to do about the kitten?”

“I think you should just rest now. I’ll go talk with Meowth.”

Jessie went back into the living room. “Meowth! Shame on you!”

“What did I do?”

“You deflowered James!”

“But I had to. And I love him!”

“You do? It’s not just lust?”

“Yeah. Got a problem with that?”

“No. It’s okay, then.”

They heard soft snoring from the bedroom.

“I hope James will let me talk to him when he wakes up,” Meowth said.

-O-o-O-

James woke up about two hours later. He just lay there in bed, thinking about this whole mess.

He was going to have Meowth’s kitten.

Meowth came in. “James….I’m sorry for doing this to you. You probably had other plans to do this with someone else. If you don’t forgive me, I’ll understand,” Meowth said.

“You don’t need to apologize. I love you. I had other plans, but they were plans with you. Actually, they were just dreams that I thought would never happen. So it’s okay. I’m glad I did this with you,” James said.

“Are you sure we don’t just have a crush on each other?”

“No, I’m sure it’s true love.”

Meowth decided to just agree with James on that one. Usually James was right about things like this.

They knew they’d be able to make it through this ordeal.

-O-o-O-

The kitten would be born after nine weeks. James and Meowth got married.

The kitten would be small, so James probably wouldn’t show very much.

Fortunately for James, he didn’t get morning sickness. But he did get mood swings and weird cravings.

Skipping to the fourth week of pregnancy, Jessie and Meowth were staring at James while he was getting a snack.

“What is that?” Meowth asked.

“Beef jerky with peanut butter,” James answered.

“James….Are you sure you’re feeling okay?” Meowth asked.

“I’m fine, Meowth.”

Another time, Meowth tried to kiss James on the lips.

“What are you doing?” James asked.

“Kissing you.”

James didn’t look very happy about it. In fact, he looked frustrated. He let out a frustrated sigh and walked away.

“What did I do?” Meowth said.

“Well, you have been trying to make out with him a lot. Maybe you’re crowding him,” Jessie said.

Meowth decided to give James some space for a while. After an hour, he just couldn’t take it. He had to go see James.

He found James in tears, in the bedroom.

“James, why are you crying?” Meowth asked.

“I’m so sorry if I hurt you. I’m just scared.”

Meowth hugged James.

“You don’t have to be scared. It’s okay. I’m here for you, Jimmy,” Meowth said.

-O-o-O-

James was a little over nine weeks pregnant. He was only a little bigger, but he still wore a maternity shirt. He also still wore his Team Rocket uniform boots.

“Don’t your feet get hot in those boots?” Jessie asked.

“Yes, but I don’t want anyone to see my swollen ankles,” James said. He felt ready to give birth to the kitten any minute.

One day, Mondo came over.

“The lab sent me over to check on all of you. It’s about the experiment,” Mondo said. “What exactly is this experiment, again?”

“Well….It’s sort of weird. James and Meowth did it and I just watched, so I think they should explain it,” Jessie said.

“Where is James, anyway? I haven’t seen him for over two months.”

“There’s an explanation for that.”

They turned around and saw James, standing in the doorway.

“He’s wearing a maternity shirt,” Mondo whispered to Jessie.

“I know,” Jessie whispered back.

“That experiment that Meowth and I did was an experiment to see if humans could have babies with Pokémon. And it worked,” James said.

“Congratulations, James!” Mondo said happily.

“Thanks, I guess,” James said.

“Why aren’t you excited?” Mondo asked.

“I don’t know if I can handle it,” James said.

“Of course you can handle it!” Mondo said.

“Yeah, Mondo’s right! You can do anything you set your mind to, James,” Jessie said.

James smiled shyly. “Thanks for the support,” he said quietly.

“You deserve it,” Mondo said.

-O-o-O-

James went into labor the next day. The scientists at the lab helped him give birth.

“It’s a girl,” James said to Meowth.

“What’s her name?” Meowth asked.

“Her number is #0775,” Dr. Fuji said.

James looked Dr. Fuji straight in the eye. “She has to have a name,” he said solidly.

Dr. Fuji was somewhat unnerved. “All right, then. What’s her name?”

“Her name is Willow.”

James got to keep his kitten with Meowth.

-O-o-O-

Epilogue

James and Meowth are living happily together with Jessie. Their daughter, Willow, is very smart. Mondo visits them.

They all quit Team Rocket. They got jobs with decent salaries.

The twerps don’t blast them off anymore.

The trio was meant to be happy after all.

-O-o-O-o-O-

Moral of the Story: If you have a baby as an experiment for a criminal organization, they'll totally let you name them and won't immediately whisk them away. They'll even let you keep the kid if you quit!

At least they didn't make James eat the placenta.

I asked ChatGPT to write more Pokémon blueshipping fic.

The results were much less disturbing. Wholesome and fluffy, even.

(Prompts/what I typed are in bold)

-O-o-O-o-O-

Please write a Pokémon fanfiction in which James and Meowth realize they are in love with each other. The twerps overhear them.

James and Meowth had been partners in crime for years. They had been through thick and thin together, and they always had each other's backs. But lately, something had changed between them. They had started to see each other in a different light. They had started to develop feelings for each other, feelings that they couldn't quite understand.

One day, as they were wandering through the forest, James and Meowth found themselves alone. They sat down under a tree, and James turned to Meowth.

"Meowth, there's something I need to tell you," James said.

"What is it?" Meowth asked, looking up at him.

"I think… I think I'm in love with you," James said, his voice barely above a whisper.

Meowth's eyes widened in surprise. "Really?"

James nodded. "I know it's crazy, and we've been friends for so long, but… I can't help the way I feel."

Meowth smiled at him. "James, I feel the same way."

They leaned in and kissed each other, the world around them fading away. They had always been close, but this was something different. Something deeper.

Little did they know, the twerps had been following them, hidden behind a bush. Ash, Misty, and Brock had been suspicious of their antics for a while now, and they had followed them to see what they were up to. But they never expected to witness this.

"Did you hear that?" Misty whispered.

"I think James and Meowth just confessed their love for each other," Ash said, looking shocked.

Brock nodded in agreement. "We should probably give them some privacy."

The twerps quietly snuck away, leaving James and Meowth alone to explore their newfound feelings for each other.

As they sat together, wrapped up in each other's arms, James and Meowth knew that their lives would never be the same. But they didn't care. As long as they had each other, they could take on anything that the world threw at them. Together.

-O-o-O-o-O-

Thank you. I have another task for you. Please write a follow up scene where Jessie finds out about their love for each other and very aggressively convinces them they must hide it from the other members of Team Rocket, especially the boss (since it would likely be dangerous if this secret were to get out).

After James and Meowth's confession of love to each other, they tried their best to keep their relationship a secret. They knew that revealing it could have serious consequences, especially since they were members of Team Rocket, an organization that didn't take kindly to anything that didn't involve their pursuit of power.

But one day, Jessie found out.

She had been suspicious of their behavior for a while, and after doing some investigating, she found out the truth. She stormed into their room, slamming the door behind her.

"What is this I hear about you two being in love?" she demanded.

James and Meowth exchanged a worried glance. They knew that Jessie wouldn't take kindly to their relationship, especially since she had always been so focused on their mission.

"It's true," James said, his voice barely above a whisper.

Jessie's eyes widened in disbelief. "You two are ridiculous. You know that, right? This is dangerous. We can't have any distractions."

"We know," Meowth said, trying to keep his voice steady.

Jessie paced back and forth, clearly agitated. "We can't let the boss find out. If he does, who knows what he'll do? He might see it as a weakness, and then where will we be?"

"What should we do then?" James asked.

Jessie turned to them, a fierce look in her eyes. "You two need to keep it a secret. Don't let anyone find out. Not the boss, not anyone. If you slip up, who knows what will happen."

James and Meowth nodded, understanding the gravity of the situation.

"We'll be careful," James promised.

Jessie nodded. "Good. Because if anything happens to compromise our mission, it'll be on your heads."

With that, she stormed out of the room, leaving James and Meowth alone once again. They wrapped their arms around each other, knowing that they had to be even more careful from now on.

Their love was strong, but they knew that they had to hide it from the rest of Team Rocket, especially the boss. They didn't want to risk everything they had worked for, and they were willing to do whatever it takes to keep their relationship a secret.

-O-o-O-o-O-

I like that ChatGPT "knows" exactly who I mean when I say "the twerps" (Ash, Misty, and Brock; not Tracey).

But I don't think AI will be replacing me as a writer anytime soon.

James's Special Delivery: Tab A Plus Slot B Equals Kitten (part two of three)

There is a three-sentence sex scene in this. It's three sentences too long and it's also too short.

If you're going to write James/Meowth slashfic, you'd better go all in on it.

Part one

This fic contains:  Pokémon/Human romantic relationship; unexplained mpreg/male pregnancy; shaky grasp of the realities of pregnancy and childrearing; lack of medical and scientific knowledge; possible out-of-character moments for Jessie, James, and Meowth; odd ideas about romance; Dr. Fuji is miraculously alive somehow; ridiculously easy resolutions to problems; attempts to rehabilitate James's mother (she totally approved of Jessiebelle's bullshit she deserves no mercy); divorce; IKEA erotica that's somehow way too graphic and under described at the same time; dialogue that can't decide if it wants to be humorous or suspenseful

-O-o-O-o-O-

Meanwhile, back at James’s hometown, his parents were getting a divorce.

“I’m tired of the way you’re treating our son!” yelled Bethany Morgan, James’s mother.

“That boy is just hopeless. He won’t marry a proper citizen like Jessiebelle. He’s even dating a talking Meowth who used to be a criminal. How disgraceful!” Jacob Morgan, James’s father, yelled.

“This is the year 2002. Things are changing. Besides, he’s really in love with him. Maybe he ran away because of you. You drove James away, both you and Jessiebelle.”

“How dare you talk back to me!”

“Someone has to. I want a divorce.”

So Bethany and Jacob got a divorce. Since Bethany was rich before she married Jacob, she didn’t end up in the poorhouse. Both of them took only what they brought into the marriage.

Bethany was happy. She was free to visit her son and write to him without drama.

-O-o-O-

James looked at the pill in his hand.

“Am I really sure I want to do this?” he thought.

James decided he was ready and he would’ve done this sooner or later. It might as well be sooner.

He swallowed the pill.

-O-o-O-

That night, James and Meowth did it.

James felt very invigorated by Meowth’s thrusting. Meowth loved James with all his heart and put his love in every thrust.

Needless to say, both of them were very happy (as well as tired) when they went to sleep.

-O-o-O-

The next morning, James woke up feeling nauseated. He ran into the bathroom and started vomiting.

Meowth realized James wasn’t in bed with him and woke up. He went into the bathroom. James was kneeling with his head in the toilet.

“James, what’s wrong? Why are you vomiting?” he asked.

“I think I’m pregnant,” James said.

Meowth took James to the doctors at the lab. Sure enough, James was right.

-O-o-O-

After eating just bland food and resting, James thought he’d gotten over his morning sickness in three days.

But morning sickness was the least of their problems.

“How are we going to tell Jessie?” James asked Meowth.

“Let’s tell her in the most subtle way possible,” Meowth said.

That day, after Jessie came back from the anger management sessions, they tried to be subtle when telling her about the experiment.

“Jessie….The experiment worked,” Meowth said.

“What experiment?”

“James is….er….‘fertile.’”

“What are you talking about?”

James, who was sitting next to Meowth, was massaging his temples. This was going to take a long time.

Jessie was getting impatient. “What. Is. Wrong. With. JAMES?!” she screamed.

“JAMES IS GONNA HAVE A KITTEN, OKAY?!” Meowth yelled.

“Why didn’t you just say you wanted to catch another Meowth?” Jessie said.

“Not like that,” James whispered.

“Then, like what?”

James whispered in her ear.

“What?”

James whispered it again.

“WILL YOU STOP BEING SO DAMN VAGUE?” Jessie yelled.

“I’M PREGNANT WITH MEOWTH’S KITTEN, OKAY?” James finally yelled.

“Freaking finally.” Then she realized what he said. “You’re what?!”

“It was an experiment,” James said. “Dr. Fuji made us do it for Team Rocket.”

“And we love each other,” Meowth said.

“Okay.”

“That’s it?!”

“Yeah, I don’t really have a problem with that.”

“Oh.”

James and Meowth went into the bedroom. They had gotten lucky.

-O-o-O-o-O-

Moral of the story: Lusting and thrusting leads to tin roofs rusting.

James's Special Delivery: I Wish I Could Quit You (part one of three)

A slightly more fluffy fic after....whatever the fuck that last thing was.

I seem to have written most of these fics under the impression that Meowth is the dashing hero tomcat and James is like his ideal queen cat. I have no idea where my preteen/teen self got those ideas, but they're way too much like the Seme/Uke false dichotomy that seemed to plague a lot of slashfic when I was a kid.

This fic contains:  Pokémon/Human romantic relationship (warning because some people might be disturbed by it, even though Meowth can consent in this story); unexplained mpreg/male pregnancy; shaky grasp of the realities of pregnancy and childrearing; lack of medical and scientific knowledge; possible out-of-character moments for Jessie, James, and Meowth; odd ideas about romance; Dr. Fuji is miraculously alive somehow; mentions of Jessie being violent

-O-o-O-o-O-

James made up his mind. It was too painful. He couldn’t go on hurting innocent trainers and stealing their Pokémon.

He was quitting Team Rocket.

It was a hard decision. If he quit, he would have a hard time finding a job.

He would also have to leave Meowth, his one true love.

Little did he know, Meowth was thinking the same thing.

-O-o-O-

Meowth wanted to leave Team Rocket, too. He just wasn’t good at stealing Pokémon and his heart wasn’t in it anymore.

The only reason he had stayed so long was because of James. He was deeply in love with James. He couldn’t bear to steal Pokémon anymore, but he couldn’t bear to live without being around James’s gentle nature or seeing James’s lovely face or hearing his sweet voice.

It was a hard decision, but Meowth made up his mind. He was quitting.

-O-o-O-

That day, James went to tell Meowth he was quitting. Meowth went to tell James he was quitting. They ran into each other in the bedroom.

“I’ve been looking all over for you,” Meowth said.

“Me too. I have something to tell you,” James said.

“So do I.”

“You go first.”

Meowth took a deep breath. “I’m thinking about quitting Team Rocket.”

James looked shocked.

“James, I know we might never see each other again—” Meowth started.

“No, I’m surprised because I was thinking the exact same thing,” James said.

“If you’re thinking the same thing, we could quit together,” Meowth said.

“We could?”

“Yes, James. Because I love you.”

James was even more shocked. “Wow.”

“Do you love me too?”

“Yes, Meowth, of course I love you.”

Meowth held James’s hand and kissed it. James blushed.

James picked up Meowth and kissed him. They stared into each other’s eyes. Then they jumped on the bed and started kissing.

When they stopped kissing, James said, “There’s just one problem.”

“What is it?” Meowth said.

“What will Jessie do about this? How are we going to hide it?” James whispered.

Meowth put his arms around James. “Don’t worry. We’ll think of something.”

-O-o-O-

The next day, James came up with a brilliant plan.

“Meowth, I just got an idea. Why don’t we take Jessie to a psychiatrist and then when she’s less violent, we can tell her about us,” James said.

“But where are we going to find a psychiatrist?” Meowth asked.

“There’s a psychiatrist’s office in Team Rocket Headquarters. We can convince her to go there until she gets her violence problems fixed, then we can tell her we’re quitting.”

“We’ll have to trick her first, but it’s gonna work,” Meowth said.

-O-o-O-

The next day, James and Meowth talked Jessie into seeing the psychiatrist. Then Dr. Fuji called them.

“I need you to do an experiment. First, James, you swallow this pill, then have sexual intercourse with Meowth,” he said.

“What’s the pill for?” Meowth asked.

“It’s supposed to make humans able to have offspring with Pokémon,” Dr. Fuji explained.

James got nervous. He loved Meowth, but he wasn’t sure he was ready to have a baby.

He and Meowth picked up Jessie from the psychiatrist when her session was over and went home.

-O-o-O-

Meowth went into the bedroom later that day and saw James crying.

“James, what’s wrong?” he asked.

“I don’t want to have a baby for Team Rocket. I just want to have a baby for the two of us,” James said.

Meowth hugged James. “It’ll be okay,” he said, not knowing what else to say.

-O-o-O-o-O-

Moral of the story: Team Rocket is totally an organization that makes its members do sexual science experiments yet will give them therapy to help them become less violent.