Me: [in Bed, Eyes Closed, Very Relaxed]

Me: [in bed, eyes closed, very relaxed]

Me: [remembers every faux pas or embarrassing thing I've ever done]

Me: [the sounds of a moron cringing so hard her face temporarily collapses in on itself]

Person [to my friend]: Hey, what's Demon Sl-

Friend: [claps a hand over their mouth] Don't finish that sentence.

Person: But why? I just want to know what it is.

[tmptmptmptmptmptmptmp]

Friend: Oh no. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

[TMPTMPTMPTMPTMPTMP]

Person: Wha-

Me: [drops out of the ceiling rafters and lands on their chest, grabbing their face in my hands and pulling it way too close to mine] SoIheardyouaskwhatDemonSlayerwasandI'dbehappytoexplainboththeseriesanditsconceptforyouifyou'dlikeotherwisewecanjustholdaconversationaboutsomeofthecharacters

VIVZIEPOP REALLY SAW THIS

AND SAID, "Yeah, sure, I could make people horny for that." AND THEN GAVE US THIS

Also, honourable mention, this precious baby

I crave physical affection but also hugs from people who are not my family make me wanna set myself on fire

Me: [makes characters to practice drawing people]

My brain: Ship them.

Me: What

Me: [stops so fast I lose my balance and fall, sliding face-down across the ground into a ditch and semi-instantly jump back to my feet and sprint over to you]

Me: Oh, is it? I wasn't previously aware. English is composed of multiple languages, after all. Quite easy to confuse words.

[a shard of glass falls out of my glasses frame, then the entire right lens]

Neurotypical people: [having a normal conversation about normal things]

Me: [kicks door off its hinges and stands in the doorway]

Me: ACCORDING TO THE LOGIC OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, A MALE BALLERINA SHOULD BE CALLED A BALLERINO

Me: Was I interrupting something? So sorry, so sorry, let me just-

Me: [picks door up and reafixes it to the door frame, quietly shuts it and jumps off the balcony, running off into the sunset, never to be seen again]