AUs I Kinda Want

AUs I kinda want

- you smacked me in the face while telling a story but don’t stop, I really wanna know what happened to your grandma

- you stole my window seat on the airplane and I’m about to give you a long ass complaint but oh god you’re really cute and it’s your first time flying and fine, okay, guess I’m sitting in the middle seat now

- I stole your Netflix password from our mutual friend and normally I just quietly watch storage wars but it’s three in the morning and you’re watching Legally Blonde 2, is everything alright?

- I accidentally said your name wrong one time when you first ordered at my coffee shop and now you’re getting revenge by mispronouncing mine in increasingly horrible ways- no, it’s NOT yam, try again asshole

- I’m a demon and you just summoned me but as I’m hanging around in preparation for fulfilling the deal, we’re starting to talk and you’re actually a really good person, maybe you shouldn’t sell your soul for this.

- you're super good at this class and I’m really bad at it and I know we don’t really like each other but can you please, please tutor me? I’ll do anything

- you heard me ranting about a play I saw three weeks ago that you really liked and now we’re in the middle of a passionate debate and I guess you’re right about the staging being good but you can’t argue that the romance was horrendous

Line up your ocs in order from most to least likely to commit a felony. (Bonus points if you can add what they did- if they did anything at all)

OC Questions: Road Trip Edition

Your OCs are off on an adventure! Whether they’re on a mission or just slaking their wanderlust, this is a great opportunity to spend some quality time with the squad. What could possibly go wrong?

Which OC is the driver? Where are the other OCs sitting in the vehicle?

What form of transportation are your OCs using (RV, motorcycles, on foot, etc.)?

What’s playing on the radio?

Imagine your OCs reacting towards staying overnight at an incredibly shady motel

Which OC gets homesick nearly immediately? Do they get over it?

Imagine your OCs getting lost

Which OC yells “HORSE” whenever they pass by horses?

What does your OC do to pass the time on a long stretch of road?

Imagine your OCs playing I Spy

Which OC brings a guitar to serenade the other OCs as they travel?

What happens when your OCs meet a hitchhiker?

Which OC insists on stopping at every fruit stall to buy snacks and chat with the seller?

Which OC gets accidentally left behind at a stop? How long does it take before anyone realizes that they’re gone?

Which OC buys cheesy souvenirs as keepsakes and to give to their friends who didn’t come with them?

Imagine your OC sitting on the hood of the car with a thermos of hot cocoa in their hands, watching the sun rise

Which OC is on a quest to try as many different kinds of food as they can on this trip?

Which OC points out every strange sign they pass by on the road and reads them aloud to the amusement or annoyance of everyone else?

Which OC has to stop to relieve themself every hour or so?

Imagine your OCs getting pulled into a side quest when one OC claims that they saw a cryptid

What happens when the vehicle runs out of fuel in the middle of nowhere?

Which OC starts taking increasingly daring nature/action photos of themselves and their friends?

Which OC starts out stressed about the amount of work they’re leaving at home, and slowly lets themself have fun?

Imagine your OCs stopping by the side of a quiet road to go stargazing. Bonus points if they all end up falling asleep together, warm, happy, and surrounded by their friends

Some gay prompt shit

I’m big gay, I have thoughts, here we go

1. BIG soldier lady and small, waspy, annoyed medic who has to deal with her constant injuries. Obv a wartime thing. She never realized how much big dumb lesbian means to her until she fucking gets stabbed and it’s up to her to save the life of her crush. It’s got angst, it’s got whump, it’s got fucking everything!!

2. Hot pirate captain lady with probably a corset or smth b/c I’m gay and her prim, proper, noblewoman gf who ran away from her shitty parents for that sexy pirate lifestyle of adventure on the high seas. They are the original proprietors of be gay do crime. They are everything I need in life.

3. the Cool Out Suave New Wave Gay Girl and the one girl who just kind of realized that like??? maybe the reason I don’t feel attracted to guys is because i’m gay??? and they go to hs and are both very in love and you will now write a 300,000 word story abt their dumb pining asses as they both assume the other couldn’t possibly like them while going on dozens of dates that they don’t realize are dates

4. Creative writing class. High school. One of them writes moody high-atmosphere murder mystery stories. One of them writes soft love stories abt gay cowgirls riding off into the sunset together. They fall in love slowly, over the course of senior year, and write stories together in the sunshine filled courtyard and there is Yearning.

5. Cowgirl romance! There is cowgirl one and cowgirl two and one of them wears her hair in like... trendy braids, and the other has hers cut really short and dresses kind of masculine and both of them are grubby but like in a cute way and they are so in L O V E. (what if we kissed right after we drove the cows home? jk jk!!... 😳... unless...)

- you’re a big content creator in a few of my favorite fandoms and I make a point to follow your blogs because I think you’re pretty cool and holy shit you just fucking followed me and why and how and oh my god, could we be mutuals? Yes?? Really???

- So we’ve been chatting on and off for a couple months but recently we’ve been talking like... all the time and... well, you are in my city. And... I have been wanting to meet you. And... well, honestly what could it hurt? Wanna get bubble tea next tuesday?

- I’ve been struggling with my weight for quite a while and it’s really starting to mess with me so I decided to hire a personal trainer and holy shit? You keep giving me all these sweet little compliments and encouraging me and I never realized a person could make me feel so good about myself? 

- It turns out that moving cross country is like hard(??) and I also know that we don’t like know each other know each other but none of my other friends live in new york and you’ve got a really nice truck and won’t this be a nice way for us to bond? Don’t you wanna come and get to know me? Just a little bit?? Please??? (I’d pay for a moving company but I’m broke as hell)