*3 Minutes Later*
*3 minutes later*
Tim: See, Dick I told you I wasn't gonna die. [Takes a sip of energy drink]
Tim finally having a heart attack: fuck
Tim: *dies*
Damian, pulling out a knife to harvest Tim's organs Dwight Shrute style: Better not let these go to waste.
Dick hyperventilating while staring at the cookies: WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE COOKIES MADE OF????
Damian, reading his fortune cookie: "You will commit a crime in three minutes."
Tim: That's pretty direct, right?
Damian, to Dick: What does yours say?
Dick: Mine says, "You will witness a crime in three minutes."
Damian: Drake, what does yours say?
Tim: "You will die in three minutes."
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