The Only Revenge I Ever Got:

The only revenge I ever got:

Me: I think I’m autistic.

Coworker: No you’re not. Trust me, my brother is autistic so I know what it looks like.

*after the coworker has left and come back a year later*

Me: Hey do you remember that conversation we had last year about me not being autistic?

Coworker: Yeah?

Me: I got diagnosed. I am autistic. You were wrong.

The first thing that has ever made me believe I could actually be loveable as an autistic person was a dating sim where it turns out that the guy you’re dating has autism.

I cried.

When will I get to be the sexy villain that lounges on an ornate throne, smirking evilly in a way that makes the protagonist’s mouth go dry as they start to question what they’re willing to risk for a single touch, and at the end I leave my empire to be with the protagonist but I never leave my evil ways behind and they still accept me for it because I want to live in that world

I have nothing against Lumine, but I’m getting sick and tired of hearing her yawn all the time.

I had a friend from high school that came out as nonbinary, but I completely forgot to get their number before we graduated. I could just ask their parents to see where they’re at, but I don’t think their parents know that they’re nb? How am I supposed to get their number without outing them? Because they changed their name too and I don’t want to use their dead name.

I sure don’t remember taking my trash out, so someone must have snuck in and replaced it while I was asleep. I wonder who it was.