Nothing Like A Roommate Gift Swap In Festive Pajamas To Celebrate The Holiday. Merry Christmas From Our

Nothing like a roommate gift swap in festive pajamas to celebrate the holiday. Merry Christmas from our Pfatter University family to yours!

Which fraternity at PFatter University is known as the biggest party animals? I can only imagine how much beer the frat house consumes.

That would be Sigma Delta Tau (ΣΔΤ)! Last night they threw their annual Barely Dressed Greek party, showing off their well-fed physiques under their signature sheer togas. Don’t you wish you had been there?

The culinary program at Pfatter U consistently ranks #1 in the country! Our student chefs study (and sample!) food from around the world and develop a healthy appetite for the finest cuisines.

“My roommate Tommy is a great cook. We made a deal - I tutor him in his worst subject, math, and he makes a delicious dinner every night. Three months after we made this arrangement, his grades aren’t the only things that have increased!” Dylan G., junior

@tubby20s you’d fit right in at Pfatter U! Should we send a transfer application? 🐷

Twink went to the dinning hall too many times in college

Here’s a photo of Pfatter U swimmers Jimmy (freshman), Doug (sophomore), and Ivan (junior). We heard their senior teammate Sam is back in the locker room, trying to get his XXL speedo to fit!