I Wanna Read ALL The Fix-it Fics!

I wanna read ALL the fix-it fics!

Proposal:

Undeadwood AU where Miriam knocks Aloysius out with a bottle of whiskey and they keep him tied up for a week having wacky hijinks until the dealers bullshit wears off

remember when riz was about to go to school on the first day and sklonda told him to make some friends and he said “first we make friends then we get the clues” because his whole narrative was exactly what the shadowcat said, digging and digging and never stopping, but then. she made a deal. she’d help his friends, a friend in particular, in exchange for giving up all the information he had. “the only thing he cares about” she assumed, clues, information, secrecy. but he did it. to save a friend. I’ve been thinking about that a lot.

“they” (1 word) is shorter than “he or she” (3 words)

“they” is more inclusive than “he/she”

“themself” flows more naturally than “him or herself”

“they” is less clunky than “(s)he”

it’s time to replace the awkward “she or he”

... and to think that in the beginning he was quite the joker... the gigilo... the ladiesman.

in the end he was the wild card. The card that killed the king.

undeadwood spoilers within, but like.... with that massive twist at the end, the symbolism of Aloysius' face card in the deck being the Joker, the wildcard, and us never suspecting he would turn like that.... gorgeous

Oh shit you’re right! Damn…

One of the funniest things I ever experienced was when I went to go see John Mulaney live, and halfway through a bit about how expensive college in the States is, he looked down at the sleeve of his suit jacket and just. stopped. dead halt, mid sentence.

And after like three seconds, where we’re all trying to figure out the punchline because the story clearly hadn’t ended, and John Mulaney quietly says, “Has there been tinfoil on my buttons the whole goddamn show?”

He’d taken his suit to the drycleaner, and they’d wrapped the buttons on the sleeves and the coat with tinfoil to protect them, and John Mulaney didn’t notice until half-way through his set, and was SO FLABBERGASTED that he never did finish the story about college and instead did five minutes on how stupid it was that his buttons were reflecting the light and he just didn’t notice, and in that moment I understood more about John Mulaney as a person than I ever have.

Just finished the latest episode of Famtasy High Live ... ooh boy.

As an episode title I prpose:

"ribbon dances and consequences"