Jake: Isa, Doctor! I've Developed A Double Heartbeat Since My Operation.

Jake: Isa, doctor! I've developed a double heartbeat since my operation.

Isa: Ah, so that's where my wristwatch went.

Jake: HOW- You’re freaking qualified!

Jake: I feel like you don’t care about me at all.

Isa: Not true, I kept your blanket when you were gone.

Jake: Exactly! I didn’t have a blanket!

Isa: Well I’ll be damned.

Jake: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Isa: A stick.

i swear there’s so much porn bots following me :/

Jake: If we shouldn't eat at night, why do they put a light in the fridge?

Isa: In case there’s a blackout and we need to stress eat again.