Isa: Diet Day #1 - I Removed All The Fattening Food From My House. It Was Delicious.

Isa: Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.

Kaylee: What’s an orgasm?

Kai: When you fold paper to look like birds and shit.

Jake: Isn’t that origami tho?

Isa: No, you dumb fuck, that’s oregano.

Jake: What's the bear minimum?

Isa: One bear

Isa: Do you take constructive criticism?

Jake: Not without crying.

Isa, walking past a bloody sidewalk: Technically can't any trail be a hiking trail?

Jake, on the phone: When you put it like that, anything could happen.

Job interviewer: And where would you see yourself in five years' time, Isa?

Isa: Personally I believe my biggest weakness is in listening.