So I Was On A Huge Hatred For Viv, Hh, Hb. I Felt Robbed And Cheated Out Of A Genuinely Interesting Premise

so I was on a huge hatred for Viv, hh, hb. I felt robbed and cheated out of a genuinely interesting premise for whatever circus fuck we got in the end. I was one of the first ppl when the pilot came out for hh, so I was avoiding this Fandom like a death plague. Especially for its treatment of women.

And then I stumbled upon your Golden goose au, and it caught my heart so warmly that now I enthusiastic about this world again, but with my own rewrite and premise.

So thank you so much, you turned me from a cranky old hate boner to a enthusiastic fan of the niche rewrite golden goose au.

Disaster Anon

This is actually what Hazbin Hotel season 1 did to me. I was expecting it to be so bad, but was blown away with how great it actually was. If I gave you even half that experience, then I did my job right!

I'm a good bit different from a lot of people in that I only take issue with certain parts of the Hellaverse, basically all of them being tied to HB and the GoldenGooseVerse is basically my way of fixing them at once.

Always happy to help

Spooky Month 6 predictions

So, as a non-patron, my access to sm6 teaser is very limited, but that's exactly what makes me so fascinated by what I can get of them.

After combing through the teaser, I've managed to construct an outline of the episode's plot.

I hope my fellow non patrons will enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed putting it together.

LET'S BEGIN:

The episode begins with a typical spooky month set up with a montage of Skid and Pump running around town.

Some scenes in this segment are: Lila and Jaune are getting drunk together, the Kevin clip we got the other day and a scene with Rick and the cops at Gonuts, this sequence will likely introduce a new character or 2.

Most importantly, they come across the Hatzgang and Robert asks them to take something to his sister at the hospital.

After this, the boys come across Frank, who drops them off in front of the hospital at the same time as Gregor arrives, having been called by Patty to handle the Moloch situation.

At this point, we cut to a corner of hell where a New Demon (hereafter referred to as ND) realizes how long Moloch's been gone and decides to find him.

Back in the human world, the spookies try to follow Gregor into the morgue and briefly succeed, meeting a new mortician character, only for Patty to boot them out.

Afterwards they run into two men, one dressed in a Happy Fella costume and the other being the teased business man character, looking for the room of a severely ill girl who made request with a Make-A-Wish type group to meet Happy Fella, the boys assume the girl in question is Robert's sister, but she isn't and Rob's sister meets Happy Fella at the expense of a far more sick child.

Somewhere around this point we get a side plot involving the thieves looking for something hidden in the church, but their search leads them to the house of an old cat lady, this acting as the episode's major subplot. The item in question likely being cult related.

Back to the boys, we see that Robert's sister has many Happy Fella dolls, one possibly being possessed by Dexter, Skid and Pump naturally start destroying them.

Afterwards, they return to the morgue where Dexter's body has been cremated, releasing Moloch and letting him possess Gregor or Patty, either way, whoever he doesn't possess gets possessed by ND, who arrives at the perfect time start a demon fight! (which ends up being 2 bodies ragdolling in midair and occasionally smacking against each other)

Pump suggests they call Lila, but Skid says she told him she'll be busy, this is then contrasted with a scene of Lila and Jaune in full pisshead mode, when Jaune's husband calls to check up on them.

Then we get the climax of the boys (possibly with the presence of an angelic being) performing a double exorcism.

Annnd, that's it!

Special shout out to @crossover-enthusiast for helping my iron out some of these ideas.

I just realized we recreated the Kevin-Skid-Pump dynamic with Dave, Shawn and Val

Oh damn, you're actually right!

Love to see it

I don't think it's Gaster, given the somewhat whimsically-sassy tone, similar to some kids' show characters, I think this is chapter 3's secret boss. One who's even more aware that Jevil and Spamton.

A very special valentine has been found!! It is completely unknown who this may be, as they have knowledge of "Delta Rune" but don't seem to speak like Gaster!! Is it possible it could be Tenna?? (Credit to @tonsnumber1fan for finding this)

Oh yea, I forgot to say this yesterday but:

Roy's uncle absolutely pushes up his glasses with his middle finger. Richard does it too when he's annoyed or wants to make a particular point to someone

Not only is this amazing, it's an in joke reference. Well done!

What we (indirectly) learned from the TADC update

So many adventures and characters announced!

Where do we start? How about we do (sort of) chronological order

Starting with...

The only one we have a name for! This is also the one we see the most of, so it's probably in episode 2.

And here we have some colorful denizens of the seeming medieval and western confectionary realm:

So we have a gummy-gator sheriff, a chocolate blob, what might be a more distinct varirent of Dr. Football (the bath mannequin) and a literal Candy Queenie.

This just proves to me that TADC will pull a Psychoville and give the oldest main cast member the first spotlight episode. The actual character significance is something we'll get to later.

Now, adventure no. 2. Spudsy's!

You can see the brand name on the bag, btw.

The glove might belong to Spudsy, themselves, it might actually BE Spudsy, or it might just be a floating glove. Time will tell.

But Jax being so freaked out makes me wonder if this will actually be his episode. I'm actually not sure if this is episode 3 or 4 and, again, we'll get back to this.

We also learn the blue sphere person is (likely) the base template of the Spudy's customers.

Now, The Ghost Manor!

The only confirmed shots we get of it are of a little ghoulie and the Ghost Hostess from the teaser. This is my other contender for episode 3 or 4. The reason I'm unsure is this:

We get these very similar shots of a recorder classed as a new character, and Kinger beating someone with a shotgun. The light makes it seem like this might be in the ghost episode, or it might be a Kinger's backstory related flashback/delusion.

And lastly, the sport adventure we get teased with:

As the only unrelated asset we see, I'm guessing this will be in episode 5.

On the production side, we have this in the description:

From how she's talked about it before, it seems Goose currently plans on 1 season while planning to leave enough room to continue the series with a second season at some point.

And most importantly, we're looking at May as a likely, though importantly, not confirmed, release window for episode 2.

In conclusion, GET HYPED!!!