A List Of Some Of My Favorite Things Overheard At School, Part Nine:

A list of some of my favorite things overheard at school, part nine:

It’s been far too long since I made one of these

“You don’t get a say in this conversation. Finish the dishes, peasant.” - “Oh, I see how it it. You want tumblr followers more than a loving and devoted brother.” - “... what.” (This one is from home tho.)

“You will have sex with the guy and you will like the penis.” 

“They’re half gay, half straight, depending on who they fuck more.” - “...Bisexual?”

“Mmh yes, get that sexy creep shot.” 

*While displaying apple watch* “I just reached my standing goal!” - “You’re sitting.” 

“Are you licking me?” - “It’s my last line of defense.”

“I’m Chinese, I don’t care about Japan!” - “Aren’t you Korean?”  - “........I messed up, okay?!”

“Your boyfriend can wait, he’s a republican. They have to wait for the wall anyway, he’s used to waiting.”

“This is my second ever Walmart experience, and I’ve got to say, so far it’s mostly positive.” - “...” - “What.”

“Youtube is not pie. If T-Series gets more Youtube, there isn’t any less Youtube for Pewdiepie.”

Reblog if you write fanfiction!

Writeblr has a lot of original WIPs which is fantastic, but I want to see how big the fanfiction community is too!

Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.

A persons fanfic tells you a lot about them, i , a fanfic writer, realize in terror

god i love cg drews tweets

whoop, forgot to tag it the first time lol

Puppet

An *incredibly* short original story I wrote regarding apathy. No joke, like 500 words.

Summary: In front of you lies a pit. // In front of you lies a choice.

Give it a read on AO3 here