Astarion In Love Is The Type Of Lover That If He Accidentally Tickles You When Hes Running His Hands

Astarion in love is the type of lover that if he accidentally tickles you when he’s running his hands over you he is fully going to use it to his advantage and tease you and start a tickle war half way through having sex. Only stopping his tickle attack once he can tell you are laughing so had that you are wheeze-laughing and then just has this huge goofy grinch smile on his face and he chuckles and kisses your nose.

Give me goofy sex Astarion, he deserves to be goofy and laugh with his love.

One of the reasons I have a hard time reading astarion smut is that you can't convince me spawn act3 would be a serious lover with dirty talk and whatever. That he'd do all the SmutFic.mp4 lines where if you Ctrl+f his name and replace it with another characters it would still make sense.

He'd be having fun. He'd be laughing. He'd be a goofball. We've all seen what love does to this bastard. It amps up his silliness. The man who says "Delicious!" in that way after a kiss. He spent such a long time saying all the perfect words and doing the perfect moves to min/max it all. No. The man is in love for the first time. He is going to have fun, he's going to be present, and he's not gonna rush any of it. Send tweet.

So I saw some people online saying luci cheated on Lilith with eve because of the ‘second wife’ comment to Adam but to me that just shows that they don’t know their biblical euphemisms like I do. So in the opening dialogue Charlie tells us that luci and Lilith BOTH gave eve the apple right? That right there tells me that Lilith was very much a part of what went down between luci and eve. Cause many scholars say that they apple in the genesis story represents sex, so going by that very common belief it’s clear to me that Charlie telling us that both her parents gave eve the apple is the shows way of hunting to us that when luci taunts Adam about eve that he wasn’t cheating and that Lilith was very much involved and consenting to the encounter

So I was raised Christian and heavily involved in the church, and as such it has given me the unique ability to rant about shows like Hazbin hotel through the lense of religion. I’m no longer Christian but the information has stayed. So here are some of my rambles for Hazbin Hotel.

Lilith may not be widely known as part of the creation story but she was indead in many original biblical texts as Adam’s first wife. And the reason she leaves him in the show is also very similar to why she isn’t in most modern bibles, she was too headstrong and independent and most modern churches don’t like to give women independent and headstrong female characters

It was never ‘social anxiety’ it was fucking pattern recognition, but no I’m the paranoid one for always worrying that people hate me. It’s almost like I have a disorder that’s lots of people hate me for that has a symptom of recognising the pattern of being treated like shit for something I have no control over.

a bottom-tier autistic experience is being told throughout your entire childhood that you are just an overthinker when it comes to social situations and later finding out that your friends did, in fact, hate being around you and tried to communicate that through weird little hints

The fact that cherubs are seen as the lowest level of the hierarchy in Hazbin is biblically incorrect, infact they are just below Seraph angels in the hierarchy. Making them the second most in charge angels

So I was raised Christian and heavily involved in the church, and as such it has given me the unique ability to rant about shows like Hazbin hotel through the lense of religion. I’m no longer Christian but the information has stayed. So here are some of my rambles for Hazbin Hotel.

Lilith may not be widely known as part of the creation story but she was indead in many original biblical texts as Adam’s first wife. And the reason she leaves him in the show is also very similar to why she isn’t in most modern bibles, she was too headstrong and independent and most modern churches don’t like to give women independent and headstrong female characters

So I think I know why Eve isn’t seen or mentions as being in heaven, even though Adam is there. And also why Adam is the way he is. So in the most common telling of the ‘fruit of knowledge’ story Adam and Eve BOTH eat the apple, damning both of them to hell for disobeying god and damning all humans to hell unless they repent. Now in Hazbin, when Charlie is telling the story of her parents falling to hell she only mentions Eve eating the apple. Which implies Adam didn’t eat the apple, he didn’t disobey god so he still got to go to heaven. Because we know from the theme of the show that there is heavy theme of calling out that a lot of religion is about blindly obeying and that that it’s frowned upon by the angels to disobey or speak out of turn, we see it with the way Sera threatens Emily when she tries to speak out. So it would make sense that Adam not eating the apple may be the ONLY reason he got into heaven. It’s also implies that is Adam didn’t eat the apple that may explain why he sees killing souls as ok and ‘entertainment’, because he didn’t eat the fruit of knowledge of good and evil, meaning he might Literally not know why or how what he’s doing during extermination is bad. It might be why he has such little regard for those around him, because he literally never learned the difference between good and evil. And you can see that I lines like ‘don’t tell me your saying they don’t deserve death’ and ‘what the big deal’ when Emily finds out about the extermination that he doesn’t even remotely realise that what he’s doing is wrong. And I think that it would be really interesting in new seasons to delve into the idea that this is a god who doesn’t care about being good but rather only cares about having absolute power over all he creates. Much like the way that Christians often teach that god is like. Because from my experience that is the lesson I learned, that god want control, that he gives his love and blessing to those who blindly obey.

So I was raised Christian and heavily involved in the church, and as such it has given me the unique ability to rant about shows like Hazbin hotel through the lense of religion. I’m no longer Christian but the information has stayed. So here are some of my rambles for Hazbin Hotel.

Lilith may not be widely known as part of the creation story but she was indead in many original biblical texts as Adam’s first wife. And the reason she leaves him in the show is also very similar to why she isn’t in most modern bibles, she was too headstrong and independent and most modern churches don’t like to give women independent and headstrong female characters

I never thought of it that way, I grew up Christian so I’m still very new to the journey of discovering paganism and what it means to me.

Ok question for the witch/pagan side of tumblr. So you know how god-spouses are a thing some people believe in. Is there a parent/child version of that? Like is there such thing as a type of practice where the devotee sees their god as their parent/ god sees the devotee as a child? Like surely that a thing that at least someone does. I just had the thought the other day and couldn’t find anything through googling it and wondered is any more experienced witches/pagans who have heard of something like that.