What's The Point Of Teaching Calor Rubor Dolor Tumor Anymore???

What's the point of teaching calor rubor dolor tumor anymore???

(Latin for heat, redness, pain, swelling;)

Which apparently has been taught to med and immunology students since first century AD and invented by the Roman scholar Celsus?!?

MNEMONICS IN DEAD LANGUAES DON'T HELP PEOPLE REMEMBER THINGS! Now I need to come up with a mnemonic for the mnemonic

please give me ideas for the mnemonic mnemonic, funnier the better

There's a special spot in hell for scientists who make similar sounding terminology, especially when they're things that would regularly be used with each other but mean completely different things. Like molarity and molality (italicized to show my contempt).

Forget the invention of weapons of mass destruction, that's the most evil thing a scientist has ever done

GPS alternate route be like: 

5 minutes slower

$0.95 toll

Less fuel efficient

Higher than normal traffic

Border Crossing

Speed trap ahead

Unscenic route

Recent sightings of the notorious car licker

Minefield

Non zero chance of being captured by motorcultists and sacrificed to Dark Lord Asphulhu, Eldritch God of the US Highway System, praised be His name.

I dunno, I guess I just like having the option

Universal free health care would never work in america. They'd need to fund the system using taxpayers’ money. Could you imagine? An American's OWN money being used to help OTHER PEOPLE? Nah, it's better to spend three times as much money as would go to healthcare tax on your own medical bills.

Proposal:

A mad scientist does a control group and they test a mutation serum on their subjects.

One is infected and the other got a placebo.

Somehow the control group had more mutations and more the scientist is trying to figure out why

The Big Three

Geology: I think geology should be one of the big fields of science. It doesn’t really fit neatly as a branch of physics, chemistry, or biology since it draws on all three.

Physics: No. For one, everything is physics so that argument doesn't mean anything.

Biology: UnLeSs iT's StAmP CoLlEcTiNg, right?

Physics: *sighs*

Biology: Also we’re called ‘the big three’, if we added another then it’d be, like, more than three. Some mysterious higher number.

Chemistry: Besides, we’re the big fields because we’re the most important and popular.

Geology: Geology is important! We’re the ones who find all the oil to mine! 

Biology: Yeah, could you stop doing that, actually? It’s kinda, y’know, causing the slow apocalypse as we speak. But at least it’s better than the fast nuclear apocalypse, physics.

Physics: Ummm… You know what? I’ve had enough of you stamp collectors with your… uh… collections of things! I'm not letting you join our club unless you can do math. 

Biology: *Gasps* not math…

Geology: *hides rock collection behind back* Hey, I do… math. Sometimes.

Physics: Yeah? Like what?

Geology: Oh, y’know, just some geometry and a little geophysical fluid dynamics of the entire mantle, ocean, and atmosphere.

Physics: Oh, shit, I can't even do that. You’re in.

Chemistry: Alright, but don’t let the social sciences know we’re letting new people in or-

Anthropology: HEY GUYS