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Queer coded villains make the best role models.

I say that because they were the only relatable characters I had growing up which is why I am now a queer coded villain.

GPS alternate route be like: 

5 minutes slower

$0.95 toll

Less fuel efficient

Higher than normal traffic

Border Crossing

Speed trap ahead

Unscenic route

Recent sightings of the notorious car licker

Minefield

Non zero chance of being captured by motorcultists and sacrificed to Dark Lord Asphulhu, Eldritch God of the US Highway System, praised be His name.

I dunno, I guess I just like having the option

Why isn't it possible?