And Here We Have Valarian, Slithering Into The Masquerade...

And here we have Valarian, slithering into the masquerade...

[Valarian] closed the flap of his black leather satchel and turned the small metal lock on it. “I might have a hole in my bag.” “You think?” said the bird. The feathered creature watched the man close his bag and readjust it to hang comfortably at his hip. The black bird stretched out his head, fluffing out his hackles. He cocked his head from side to side then croaked, “I thought that was a sash”. “What’s that?” asked the man. “The strap of your satchel… covered in medals. I thought that was a sash all along. Didn’t realize it was just the strap of your bag.” “Not everything is as it appears,” the man said with a smirk. “How poetic,” said the bird in a dry monotone.

-The Black Labyrinth (unpublished, excerpt from Patreon draft)

Reminds me of an episode of Blackadder when he thinks he has accidentally burned Samuel Johnsons Dictionary and he and his sidekick Baldrick sit up all night trying to rewrite it. When prompted how it was going Baldrick replies "Well, I'm very pleased about my definition of dog." "All right, let's hear it," Blackadder says, to which Baldrick replies "Not a cat!" 😂

I really hate to break it to y’all but while this specific mishap is uncommon, this is unironically how most people think taxonomy works

love this

i love being cringe

this inspirobot quote is so Tumblr... 😂😂

the anti christ is an anime girl

Owweee! 😭

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