What A Way To Wake Up.

What a way to wake up.

“Oh Sophie... I try to shut out the memory but it needs only... a ribbon... a flower... a phrase of music... a river flowing beneath ancient bridges... the scent of summertime...”

— Tom Stoppard, Artist Descending a Staircase

Hamlet: Man delights me not. No, nor woman neither, though by your smiling you seem to say so.

Rosencrantz: No my lord there was no such stuff in my thoughts.

Hamlet: Why did you laugh then, when I said "Man delights not me"?

Rosencrantz: Because you're really fucking gay

“The tears of the world are a constant quantity. For each one who begins to weep, somewhere else another stops. The same is true of the laugh.”

— Samuel Beckett, Waiting for Godot

i want an adaptation of hamlet where everything is exactly the same except rosencrantz and guildenstern’s names get increasingly mispronounced and they go from like like “crosenrantz and stuildengern” to “happenstance and gertrude stein”

This summer… Two supporting characters from a beloved Shakespeare classic adopt a child! Hijinks ensue in— Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dad