Storytime!

storytime!

so my mom and I were walking out of a gas station with some snacks and idk what started it but I started talking about Kinich and Xilonen and the 5.1 update and how fucking annoyed I was that I probably wouldn't be able to get either one of them because the mini iPad she's getting me is on backorder and won't be getting to my house for like a month

And when we get back to our semi (yes my mom is a truck driver, yes I go with her) I show her a trailer for kinich and I'm talking about how I think he's neat and I think his attacks are neat cause it's 8-bit, and she goes "Thats a he?"

So processeds me showing her a bit of Lyney's trailer (she thought he was a girl and honestly dressed the way he is I get it) and the trailers for his siblings (she thought fremmy was a girl)

So she says they all look look to feminine so I decide to pull up some more masculine characters

Neuvilette: he's got softer features and yeah ig that's feminine

GHEN I SEE WRIOTHESLEY'S

So I play it

And my mom says he's too feminine

And I fucking Crack up

THEN SHE TOPS IT OFF BY SAYING ONE OF TWO THINGS I CANT REMEKBER WHAY EXAVTLY ITS EITHER:

this is why you don't know what gender you are

OR

this is why you like both genders

NO MOTHER GENSHIN IMPACT IS NOT THE SOUL REASON IM BISEXUAL IT IS ONE REASON BUT NOT THE ONLY REASON AND NO I KNOW WHAT GENDER I AM I KNOW WHAT IVE GOT ON MY CHEST AND BETWEEN MY LEGS THANKS I JUST PREFER BOYS CLOTHES

*sobs in the fetal position*

I talk about genshin so much 😭 she keeps asking me if it's an anime or something

Edit:

Dont remember how but my mother brought up the anime and such I like and said that it's porn

Yup

Guess what anime and stuff she knows I like?

She's heard me talk about TBHK

Saw me watch a bit of Devil Part Timer but not finish it because it was terrible

Saw me watch by the Grace of the Gods, and has heard it because I watched it out loud

Watched Dead Apple with me

And has seen some Genshin characters

So fine, if she thinks the stuff I enjoy is porn because the men have 'boobs' and are a bit feminine, and they're all 'half dressed' then she doesn't have to know what I like. She doesn't have to know any of the stuff I like, period, if she hates it so much when that's not true for 90% of the characters

I am sorry for sending you this request without you acknowledging, it is short lifesaving call. I have been struggling with high blood pressure, fever, and my blood sugar is dangerously high. As a Type 1 diabetic and a disabled mom with a spinal cord injury, I’m unable to work after an accident. Now, I’m down to my last insulin pen and I am not asking for much just $365 to get myself a package. Without proper care my health is slipping. I just want to heal and be here for my kids, but I can’t do it alone. Please help me get the medical supplies I need to survive😭.

I cant give you any money myself, but if you have a gofundme you can reblog this with it and I'm sure many people would be willing to help you. I hope that you can get the money you need so you and your kids can survive

bet ur ass I did 😎

User @starzfallen from Tumblr is food!

Requested by: @roseyjean

annsjdjdjd guys its an adorable ranpo we must protec at all costs

I'm Ranpo Edogawa

I'm 26 years old

That's very big!

Wanna play with me?