Neuvilette - Tumblr Posts
storytime!
so my mom and I were walking out of a gas station with some snacks and idk what started it but I started talking about Kinich and Xilonen and the 5.1 update and how fucking annoyed I was that I probably wouldn't be able to get either one of them because the mini iPad she's getting me is on backorder and won't be getting to my house for like a month
And when we get back to our semi (yes my mom is a truck driver, yes I go with her) I show her a trailer for kinich and I'm talking about how I think he's neat and I think his attacks are neat cause it's 8-bit, and she goes "Thats a he?"
So processeds me showing her a bit of Lyney's trailer (she thought he was a girl and honestly dressed the way he is I get it) and the trailers for his siblings (she thought fremmy was a girl)
So she says they all look look to feminine so I decide to pull up some more masculine characters
Neuvilette: he's got softer features and yeah ig that's feminine
GHEN I SEE WRIOTHESLEY'S
So I play it
And my mom says he's too feminine
And I fucking Crack up
THEN SHE TOPS IT OFF BY SAYING ONE OF TWO THINGS I CANT REMEKBER WHAY EXAVTLY ITS EITHER:
this is why you don't know what gender you are
OR
this is why you like both genders
NO MOTHER GENSHIN IMPACT IS NOT THE SOUL REASON IM BISEXUAL IT IS ONE REASON BUT NOT THE ONLY REASON AND NO I KNOW WHAT GENDER I AM I KNOW WHAT IVE GOT ON MY CHEST AND BETWEEN MY LEGS THANKS I JUST PREFER BOYS CLOTHES
*sobs in the fetal position*
I talk about genshin so much 😭 she keeps asking me if it's an anime or something
Edit:
Dont remember how but my mother brought up the anime and such I like and said that it's porn
Yup
Guess what anime and stuff she knows I like?
She's heard me talk about TBHK
Saw me watch a bit of Devil Part Timer but not finish it because it was terrible
Saw me watch by the Grace of the Gods, and has heard it because I watched it out loud
Watched Dead Apple with me
And has seen some Genshin characters
So fine, if she thinks the stuff I enjoy is porn because the men have 'boobs' and are a bit feminine, and they're all 'half dressed' then she doesn't have to know what I like. She doesn't have to know any of the stuff I like, period, if she hates it so much when that's not true for 90% of the characters
Your dragon lover who comes home to you after a long time spent apart and goes to immediately hug you from behind, his arms locking you in his loving embrace and you can feel his heartbeat against your back. He is nosing at the crook of your neck, breathing in your scent that lingers with the smell of spices and herbs from the meal you're preparing. He loves you so much, and he tells you so. Not only through words but the way he holds you as if you're the sole provider of oxygen. The way his teeth lightly nip at your supple skin, leaving behind little faint marks of his love, all over your shoulders and on your nape. He is pawing at your hips, begging you to just come to the couch, to bed, hold him or let him hold you, just allow him the time to be close to you. Allow him the time to show the parts of his love that his words fail to describe. And when you give in you find yourself below him, his head on your chest listening to the drumming of your heart that he couldn't directly kiss. Your fingers are combined through his hair, creating separations in his locks before messing it up gently once more and starting over. His low, quiet sounds of pleasure tell you all you need to know about how he's enjoying this, low and soft grumbles urging you to keep going. Any more of this and he'll start purring on your chest like an oversized cat, but neither of you would mind. Not when he's holding you like his most precious treasure, wrapped around you like a rope, and not when you hold him so tenderly.
Characters: Zhongli, Neuvillette, Jiyan, Mortefi + any of your faves as dragons
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"Ah, the hour of my execution is finally here. For the sinner, the curtain call has come. I know I may not sound like it, but... faced with death, I- I find myself a little afraid. Perhaps this is one thing both gods and humans have in common. Hehe, farewell, Neuvilette, I hope you've enjoyed the part you've played these five hundred years."
SOMEONE NEEDS TO STOP ME
that's such a banger line????
(not a ship btw idk if I need to add that)
Yes, my Lady
Kuroshitsuji crossover just because~
