{part 2}

{part 2}

Part two of things my friends or classmates has said that the bat bros would probably say if given the chance!

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Jason: So you sprained your ankle?

Dick: yup

Jason: hm

*2 hours later*

Dick: JASON STOP SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT SPRAINED ANKLES!

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Dick: Cum shooter 90k!

Tim: what.

Damian: why did you respond to that...?

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Jason: Why do I have a random orange in my bag.

Damian: throw it at someone.

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Tim: can’t a guy get any sleep?!

Jason: Buddy- you don’t even get any bitches-

Tim: and you can’t keep a dad

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Damian: I want to have those squirrels like from Willy Wonkers

Tim: oh yes- let’s throw you into a pit of em

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Dick: you smell like our high school teacher-

Jason: YOU SMELLED THEM?!?

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An Oc for the Fnaf security breach- my own character, Danner- aka Danny, the mf that rides on the back of DJ music man

I’ll probably be doing some art of him for awhile or something- and just like the game itself, this bitch does indeed have more then one ending.

Bruce Wayne having to play Fuck, Marry, Kill on a talkshow, except all the options are JL members.

Tim: Uh hey Jason?

Jason: Hey Timbo

Tim: did you read my journal..? (Diary)

Jason: hm? No?

Tim: are you sure?

Jason: yeah, why?

Tim: well someone made spelling corrections and grammar fixes in all the pages. And I know damn well Dick can’t spell.

Jason:

Tim: Don’t lie next time you fucker.

Dick: TIMBERS WE DONT USE THAT WORD IN THIS HOUSEHOLD!

{Playing D&D headcanons}

Dick would be the bitch dragging everyone to play it, and possibly be the dungeon master

Jason would somehow be the worst at rolling, but at last minute would get a clear perfect 20 each round

Tim thinks way to much and over thinks his decisions-

Damian, would well- try to tame any animal he comes across. He would get grumpy if his roll doesn’t succeed

Cass really Doesnt know what she’s doing but somehow is the last to survive

Steph would be making fun of everyone’s pain then getting karma slammed into her, like a crowbar to Jason’s head

Duke is just there to have fun and brought the snacks (thanks duke)

Okay think about it, Jason is stubborn as hell and basically DOESNT give ONE SHIT ABOUT DEATH-

So it got me thinking- what if he’s so reckless that he literally jumps in front of his brothers and literally takes a knife or bullet to the gut on purpose so the others won’t suffer

Edit: He probably already does and I’m just stupid

(Probably already been done but hey- I thought it was cool)

Jason: BRAT MOVE

*Kicks Damian out of the way and proceeds to get stabbed*

Damian: TODD, I DID NOT NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE. I CAN HANDLE MYSELF!....But thank you.

Jason: *Weak Thumbs up*

*calls dick*

Damian: Grayson.

Dick: What’s up Dami?

Damian: Todd got stabbed several times while protecting me again.

Dick: what?! Again!??? This is the third time this month!

Tim: Wasnt the last one a gunshot to the shin because of you? Cant he just make up his mind on whether to die or not?

Damian:

Damian: Todd says he’s to Angry to die.