Urokodaki: Sabito, Giyuu, I Left Instructions For You Two While I'm Gone.

Urokodaki: Sabito, Giyuu, I left instructions for you two while I'm gone.

Sabito: But... Mine just says "Sabito, no".

Giyuu: ...

Urokodaki:

Urokodaki: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

Koala: can our goal be to not die today?

Sabo: that seems a lot to ask

Dragon: Sabo, can I speak to you for a minute? In private

Sabo: ooooooooooh someone's in trouble!

Dragon: ...

Sabo: ... ok it's me. I don't know why I did that

Zoro: what the fuck- are you smoking again, ero-cook?!

Sanji *seriously*: of course not

Zoro: but what about all this smoke?

Sanji *sighs*: ok, I'll confess, I'm a train

Sabo: hey Ace, did you see the pie i kept in the fridg-

Ace: *licking the plate* certainly not

Sabo: ...

7 y/o Luffy: oohh why is that woman's belly soooo big and round?

*Ace and Sabo look at each other and nods in agreemeny*

10 y/o Sabo: well Luffy, that woman is actually pregna-

10 y/o Ace: *seriously* she swallowed a whole watermelon

10 y/o Sabo: what? wait, that's not-

7 y/o Luffy: *nods his head* now everything makes sense

Sabo: *sighs*

*some years later*

Luffy: look Torao, that woman seems to have swallowed a huuuuuge watermelon!

Law: no strawhat-ya, that woman is pregnant

Luffy: ...

Law: ...

Luffy: *slowly* no Torao, she swallowed a watermelon. How didn't you know that?

Law: ...