I Was Cooking On Twitter Today

I was cooking on twitter today

Memes that have definitely been sent to the Corries' group chat

Logan paul posting those year old texts from Tommy and calling them glaze is so funny. That is not tommyinnit glaze, that barely scratches the surface of tommyinnit glaze. If he was obsessed with you he would be pulling up outside ur window like this

U are NOTTTT jschlatt

In time travel movies, when the time traveler asks 'What year is this?!?' they're always treated like they're being weird for asking.

When in reality, if you go 'What year is this?!?' people will just say '2024. Crazy huh.' and you go 'Wtf where has my youth gone.'

And if you ask 'And what month??' people won't judge you, they'll just go like 'SEPTEMBER!!! Can you believe it?!?!' and you go 'WHAT?!? Last time I checked we were in May?!?'

also please check out scavengers reign, I love these two so much it physically hurts me

im a fucking sucker for the “character gets so badly injured that they can’t think clearly and start calling for help in a distressingly vulnerable way.” characters who start using nicknames for their friends they haven’t used since they were kids. characters who start begging for their brother they haven’t seen in years to be there. characters who would usually use their parents’ names or call them mother/father/etc crying out mama when they go down. u understand.