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Incredible things about the Chappell Roan VMAs performance
This is the first time she's had a really big budget to work with for one of her live performances and she put it to amazing use
Her look and theme for this performance felt like a subtle but significant break from her long-running "thrift store drag queen" concept. Her makeup was a lot subtler than usual and there's nothing drag queen or thrift store about knights and chainmail. But at the same time, Chappell has always been willing to go over the top and we're now seeing that with a bigger budget, she's able to go way more over the top in more ways than ever before which is SO exciting
You can hear her audibly catching her breath a few times during the song (probably from running around in a fucking suit of armor while singing) but despite that she STILL managed to absolutely nail the high notes for the "I told you so" part at the end
I don't know if she did this on purpose but despite not even having another woman on stage with her she still managed to give the lesbians more than they could have asked for considering that there is nothing lesbians love more than a woman with a sword
To put it concisely I am, as the twinks say, gagged
GUYS I FINISHED
here's the full apartment 69 piece from semi-charmed kinda life by @griddlebait (I hope I did this fic justice with this piece-- the writing is just too good)
check it out if you haven't read it!!!
also update my pinky is very broken but it's just the left one so I am not going to let that stop me from making gay fanart đź’Şđź’Ş
w/o text version below cut
Taylor Swift proudly self-identifying as a childless cat lady and Elon Musk immediately offering to impregnate her. At this point I think we need to wall him up somewhere Cask of Amontillado style.
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
one time i was in an olive garden bathroom and my packer fell out of my shorts and this ten year old boy just looked at me with absolute terror and without thinking i said "that's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables" later i saw him eating salad at a speed no human should be capable of
Taken in 2000 about a year into our relationship.
Taken in 2024 (last weekend). Didn’t quite get the pose or positioning right, but hey, we’re older and our memory ain’t what it used to be!
me and my endless lesbian yearning
semi charmed kinda life by strangedelight on ao3 you are everything to me
call me easily amused but i still think it's so funny to go "who said that" after saying something wildly horny
Kevin Durant is a extremely high tier shitposter who just so happens to also be one of the greatest basketball players of all time
i think we should all start using arabic words and phrases more often because its a beautiful language and also theres not really. english equivalents that have the same vibes
theres also the comedy potential of it. you guys dont know the joy of having your muslim friend text you "hopefully the racists in our city will all get sick and cant go to the protest" and you, as a pasty white guy, responding with "inshallah they get covid"
its a one hit KO every time. its fucking hilarious. theres no english word that has the same effect.
he also once texted me that he got over a mysterious illness he came down with (i think? i cant remember the exact context) and i responded with "subhanallah he is cured"
again, one hit KO. he lost his shit.
what im saying is we gotta normalise arabic. its just a language like any other, and it has some great words. its just like saying "thank god" or whatever, but theres so much variety and nuance. its beautiful
it’s kinda fucked up that you’re only an age for a year. I didn’t know how to be 23 yet, let me try again
god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything
shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king
something genuinely insane about going somewhere and getting to feel “i had some of the worst years of my life here” and “i was loved here, once” simultaneously.