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i have such a clear vision for this story (except for the entire middle part)
"will you match my freak" no. i'm freakier than you. this is a competition and i'm winning

Y’know what? Fuck you. *Plays an acoustic guitar version of your leitmotif to show you still have tenderness and care in your heart, and compassion for others*
we all talk a big game on here but the honest truth at the end of the day is that if i saw slenderman i would be really scared
having a king bed sounds scary what if you try to put the fitted sheet on and get lost in there and die like a caver
I remember someone saying "mad scientists in fiction aren't scientists because there's never a control group"
I think if you've created an elixir that turns people into goat men you have sort have gone past the need for a control group. The control group is not going to placebo themselves into goat men. You can probably not run the control group, and safely assume that none of them would have turned into goat men. That said, having a control group for that would make the mad scientist seem extra crazy and be really really funny, especially if he was carefully testing them for goat like features from the dyed water they drank instead of the elixir